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Ewww he really does have sex with every alien woman he meets ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yes thats the estimate to get the dents out of my head.. but I still have to pay the freakin deductible. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
Thann: "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish Gem were able to tell us so with her words, rather than with only her actions."
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Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
ThannL "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish she could tell us so with words rather than actions." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Alien 1: Dude, where's my car?FlyingGremlin
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Puny earthlings! Do you not realize that Fear Factor is the superior program! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Kirk: "This is the tastiest garbage I've ever eaten--come to think of it, that IS garbage!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk: Oh, man, I'm going to feel this in the morning...FlyingGremlin
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Scott: "Shouldn't we arrest this Apollo for rape? That's Carolyn Palamas he's with right there!"
Kirk: "Fair enough, but how in the name of God do you arrest a GOD?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: "Bones, get down from that table. No Bones, Spock doesn't want to see your strip tease. Dammit Scotty, when I tell you to keep the scotch in your quarters, I mean it!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit lonely when you never come around..." "Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Jadzia never dreamed she would eventually reach the final round of DS9 idol !!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
The ancient Klingon Warrior’s challenge of trying to catch a fly with your mouth open. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sisko to both, exploding in rage: SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!!!
More calmly: This is a space station on the front lines of a war, not a karaoke bar! | Login to Vote! (0) |
And I think its gonna be a long long time till touchdown brings me round again to find.... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sometime I feel I have to AAHH AAHH get away! I've got to AAHH AAHH get away! | Login to Vote! (0) |
....aaannd BINGO was his Name-OHHH!!TStroud
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The HILLS are ALIIIIVE! With the SOUND of MUUUUUSIC! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Chakotay I've been having these strange dreams about you lately... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Where in the HELL is Peter Falk? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Those wardrobe idiots screwed me again - I TOLD them: DON'T EVER put me in the same outfit Anne Francis wore in 'Forbidden Planet'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sexy space vixen! | Login to Vote! (1) |
I look like the sad Lion from Wizard of Oz, don't I? Put em up... Put em up... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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WHAT just touched my leg??!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I KNEW I should have taken remedial Klingonese last year. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"I'm not gonna say it. Screw 'em. I've been saying "Hailing Frequencies Open" for years...and I'm not gonna say it. They just ignore me anyway. Screw Kirk." | Login to Vote! (0) |
You're listienng to KCHB , deep space, deep jazz. | Login to Vote! (1) |
I don't know what this button does - but it makes a lovely sound. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Crap, that was the cobalt device launch button, wasn't it? They won't miss a moon, right? | Login to Vote! (1) |
For the last time, when the computer asks you, “Do you want to play thermal nuclear war,” your answer is… NO! | Login to Vote! (1) |
CAPT H. Sulu: HELP!!! Get the bomb squad in here RIGHT NOW!!!
CDR D. Valtane: Captain, Klingons don't HAVE bomb squads! | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Oh S#!t!! I bet they're gonna blame us for this. Helm, get us the hell out of here!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
The Death Star has cleared the planet! Whoops, wrong movie! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Chapel: This is what Roger's done to you? You look TERRIBLE in those civilian clothes!
Kirk: Christine, can you honestly say that Dr. Korby's android copy of me fills out that uniform of mine any better? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Yes Nurse, it's called Ponn-Farr...and I'm just as worried as you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Unlimited Pooooooooower!Atreides
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Riker: For a bald guy Picard generates an awful lot of static electricity! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Picard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are helpless against my captaincy powers!
Beverly: Of course you realize this means MUTINY!!!
Riker: I'm gonna counter-shock you for this if it's the last thing I DO!
Picard, laughing: Go ahead--try it! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Packard: Look what happens when I scuff my feet on the shag carpeting. | Login to Vote! (2) |
Shoddy Ferengi wiring is to blame for this! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Beverly: "Wh-wh-when they said he h-h-had a fresh smile that rech-ch-charged you..."
Riker: "... Th-th-they we-we-were'nt kidding!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: I left Iowa for THIS? They remind me of Sidre Ael Sardelas's goons!
Spock: That is not logical, Captain. Andorians would NEVER wear such unattractive, and obviously uncomfortable, uniforms.
Kirk: You call OUR uniforms comfortable?
Spock: Evidently, John Gill found something worse than what we expected. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just our luck, Leonard, we're both Jewish. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk:God, when will humanity learn?
Spock:They're not human, Jim.
Kirk:They may be savage, but that doesn't make them inhuman.
Spock: No, Jim...they really aren't humans. This is ANOTHER Nazi party, on another planet.
Kirk:No fricken way...well...wanna get wasted? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
#9 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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