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Curious. Tasha, are you what is entymologically known as a "floozie"? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Data: "Why no, Tasha, batteries are not included!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Oh poo, their goes the "G" rating. | Login to Vote! (1) |
'Fully functional,' eh? Not when I'm done with you! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Yar, “Hello! My eyes are up here!” | Login to Vote! (1) |
D. Soong: "Do you wish the two of us to be...intimate?"
T. Yar, under the influence of the Tsiolkovskiy variant of the Psi 2000 virus: "Tell you what, Data. Let's you and me begin, and run, our own private little holo-porn program, shall we?" | Login to Vote! (1) |
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I see the first Star Trek convention is a big success! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why yes, Captain Kirk, our species is color blind. How could you tell? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Does anyone else smell bacon? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek: "You do not appear to have denied yourself excesses of food or beverages."
Gav: "That's easy for YOU to say, you double-pointed NEEDLE!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sarek: You're not a shoplifter...you're just a big ole fat kid..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Crap, that was the cobalt device launch button, wasn't it? They won't miss a moon, right? | Login to Vote! (1) |
For the last time, when the computer asks you, “Do you want to play thermal nuclear war,” your answer is… NO! | Login to Vote! (1) |
CAPT H. Sulu: HELP!!! Get the bomb squad in here RIGHT NOW!!!
CDR D. Valtane: Captain, Klingons don't HAVE bomb squads! | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Oh S#!t!! I bet they're gonna blame us for this. Helm, get us the hell out of here!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
The Death Star has cleared the planet! Whoops, wrong movie! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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O'Brien: "Wait just a bloody minute, Data--who's getting married, you or me?"
Picard: "Forget Mr. Data, Miles; why the hell isn't the Number One in his dress uniform?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: "You two both sure either of you wouldn't wanna come back to the Enterprise with me?"
The two Alices, in unison: "No, my lord Kirk." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Emperor Tiberius the First ... Q ... It's so hard to pick a good name!47
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No matter which way I swing - I get babes. It is good to be the king. Scotty, I want one of these thrones on the Enterprise. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Cool...android "sandwich".TheQuickening
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The trader-barkeep: "Maybe you could get some of these Spican flame gems, or some of this Antarean glow water, off my hands?"
Cyrano Jones: "Ah, lass--forget those baubles. This is the only love money can buy!"
Uhura, out of eyeshot: "What use would I have for love?"
Chekov, out of eyeshot: "Don't YOU start acting like a Cossack!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I don't know, but I'm not complainin' | Login to Vote! (0) |
Is she supposed to do that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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The duplicate Surak: "My son, my son...YOU HAVE LEFT ME NOTHING!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I feel like a real man in this here pancho. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Whew.... Don't go behind that rock..... I didn't just do that. Damned Plomeek soup goes right through me. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
#9 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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