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Beverly I would feel you up but my hands appear to have disappeared! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Picard: "Wonder what Jack would have thought?"
Beverly: "Who cares? Shut the hell up and kiss me, Jean-Luc." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Pickard: "I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.
Crusher: "That's okay, I'm not realy a woman." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.Mr.Spork
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After years of sexual tension, Picard makes a move... only to burp in Crusher's face. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Crusher: Yup, its a zit. You'll have to put something on that. | Login to Vote! (3) |
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Anti-matter: "A little dab'll do you"TStroud
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Trek Writers Guild; We put the "Grrr" in gravy.TStroud
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186,000MPS. Not just a good idea, it's the law ..... OR IS IT?TStroud
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Learn to read the Fan Fiction way! | Login to Vote! (1) |
It's all Gravy! | Login to Vote! (3) |
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60,000 channels and their's nothing to watch. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Now, which one is the ANY key? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Amanda! Help, I was playing tetris too long and my hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek:"This 'Internet' is quite fascinating. Who would've thought a female human could bend that way?"
Amanda: "It looks like I should've married that nice young Tuvok down the street." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dr. Grayson: "Really, Sarek, how long can you deny your own son?"
Sarek: "As long as my mother, T'Pau, forces me to accept that outworlder."
Dr. Grayson: "That's it--blame the mother-in-law for everything. Some logic!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Curious. Tasha, are you what is entymologically known as a "floozie"? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Data: "Why no, Tasha, batteries are not included!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Oh poo, their goes the "G" rating. | Login to Vote! (1) |
'Fully functional,' eh? Not when I'm done with you! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Yar, “Hello! My eyes are up here!” | Login to Vote! (1) |
D. Soong: "Do you wish the two of us to be...intimate?"
T. Yar, under the influence of the Tsiolkovskiy variant of the Psi 2000 virus: "Tell you what, Data. Let's you and me begin, and run, our own private little holo-porn program, shall we?" | Login to Vote! (1) |
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"Dose becoming waiteless and floating around in zero G make me look fat." | Login to Vote! (2) |
Why yes I am ugly and my Mother does dress me funny.. whats your point? | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diahrea...hey Pepto Bismal!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Oh God, I shouldn't have had the space chili! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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"And I built my father's machine with these very hands." | Login to Vote! (0) |
And then the Omm Pa Loompas started up the magic candy machine.. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Now nothing shall stand in the way of EVIL!!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Duuuuuuuude, i am so totally stoned!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Always have sex with the boss.
#113 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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