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"Why, you don't look even HALF as good as Carrie Bradshaw--and she's a prude like you wouldn't believe!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"When McCoy threatened to put a boot up my ass, I thought he was joking!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sex only every SEVEN years? I am outta here to HBO! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I thought, surly they fixed that fly-in-the-transporter problem fixed by now. Imagine my surprise. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Worf (offscreen): So that's what Deanna looks like in the mornings... dude, I'm so glad I didn't amrry her.
Riker: Yeah... the nights make up for it. Sort of.FlyingGremlin
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Gahhhhhhh! Why do people keep sneaking up on me like that???androids_rule
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Not only am I the Hair Club President, I'm also a member! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Coffee, I need COFFEE! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL !!TStroud
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Worst Blind Date Ever! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Do your ears hang low? | Login to Vote! (1) |
What do you, the viewer, think? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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What do you mean I win the costume contest? What costume contest? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why does everyone keep calling me "butthead"?TheQuickening
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Sarek: "I am already medically required to use benjisidrine for my heart. I do not need your illogical antics weakening it any further." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm T'Pau, blah, blah ,blah. I'm so logical, blah, blah, blah.
Oh God, she's behind me isn't she? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dude, is she looking at me? NO! Don't look at her!!! Seriously, is she looking at me?TheQuickening
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First Crewman: "Oh my God...it's the new captain, and it's NOT Kirk!"
Second Crewman: "It's a man, definitely, but why the hell is he bald?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Time to change my space diaper. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Crewman #1... Now, let's not lose CONTROL!
Crewman#2 ..... oops too late.TStroud
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WHAT just touched my leg??!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I KNEW I should have taken remedial Klingonese last year. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"I'm not gonna say it. Screw 'em. I've been saying "Hailing Frequencies Open" for years...and I'm not gonna say it. They just ignore me anyway. Screw Kirk." | Login to Vote! (0) |
You're listienng to KCHB , deep space, deep jazz. | Login to Vote! (1) |
I don't know what this button does - but it makes a lovely sound. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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So the Andorian turns to the other Klingon and says, that's no Pahtak, that's my wife! ... I guess you had to be there. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Picard: Yes, yes, I'll have a Gin Fizz and Pink Lady.
Deanna: I'm not yer dammed waitress.
Forget your contacts again Captain?
AND STOP STARING AT MY CLEVAGE!!!TStroud
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Now Deana, here is my most famous shadow puppet called barking dog. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kes - "I've got your chin..."
Neelix - "Start acting your age. Geez. Like you're one or... never mind." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Wow - did you use Electric Shave this morning?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Dose becoming waiteless and floating around in zero G make me look fat." | Login to Vote! (2) |
Why yes I am ugly and my Mother does dress me funny.. whats your point? | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diahrea...hey Pepto Bismal!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Oh God, I shouldn't have had the space chili! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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The justification for profit is profit.
#202 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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