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The duplicate Surak: "My son, my son...YOU HAVE LEFT ME NOTHING!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I feel like a real man in this here pancho. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Whew.... Don't go behind that rock..... I didn't just do that. Damned Plomeek soup goes right through me. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Do your ears hang low? | Login to Vote! (1) |
What do you, the viewer, think? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Cool - a lady! When I go digging in the sand all I usually find is cat poo. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Crusher - Okay, next time we'll bury you in the sand. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Guy - Not cool. That grape juice will stain the carpet.
Off screen - Nah, a little club soda will get that out.
Ferengi - YOU LIE! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Okay, the unisex bathrooms were one thing, but even this is a little to progressive. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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BrundleFly | Login to Vote! (0) |
I thought, surly they fixed that fly-in-the-transporter problem fixed by now. Imagine my surprise. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Worf (offscreen): So that's what Deanna looks like in the mornings... dude, I'm so glad I didn't amrry her.
Riker: Yeah... the nights make up for it. Sort of.FlyingGremlin
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Gahhhhhhh! Why do people keep sneaking up on me like that???androids_rule
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Not only am I the Hair Club President, I'm also a member! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Coffee, I need COFFEE! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL !!TStroud
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Worst Blind Date Ever! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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What do you mean I win the costume contest? What costume contest? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why does everyone keep calling me "butthead"?TheQuickening
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Sarek: "I am already medically required to use benjisidrine for my heart. I do not need your illogical antics weakening it any further." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm T'Pau, blah, blah ,blah. I'm so logical, blah, blah, blah.
Oh God, she's behind me isn't she? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dude, is she looking at me? NO! Don't look at her!!! Seriously, is she looking at me?TheQuickening
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Duuude, sweet plasma TV! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Tonight on Iron Chef Qu'ous! Fresh GAGH! Sole of TARG! And the heart of the ENEMY! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Do not attempt to adjust your viewscreen. We control the horizontal and the vertical. Not so much control on the contrast or the brightness, so don't mess with that. You will be mesmerized by my bumpy forehead. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Sulu - Okay, I'm lost. How is the TARDIS bigger on the inside than the outside again?
Scotty - Dude, we've been over this!
Doc - God, this is the last time I go to WhoCon with you losers. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I'm here on behalf of Avon to tell YOU about all of our new products...FlyingGremlin
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And now, ladies and gentleman, Bachman Turner Overdrive!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
#109 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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