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Kira: "No, I do NOT want to be a female Two-Face, so clean up this damned vitriol you threw on my face!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
You should see the other Bajoran... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kira: "Wow, that new blender really has a kick to it!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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And nothing shall stand in the way of Doctor Doom, not even the Fantastic Four can stop me this... what do you mean I am on the wrong set? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Jazz hands! | Login to Vote! (1) |
My favorite band is Paul McCartney and Wings | Login to Vote! (1) |
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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Guess who's under the mistletoe! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I know you are but what am I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
What'd you call my mother punk???androids_rule
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Hey. Want one of these, what do you call them? Disruptors? I'll give it to you if you reach me that...? Ah, yes. Photonic cannon! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Let’s see them circle the wagons this time. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Say hello to my little friend." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!Atreides
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Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!Atreides
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60,000 channels and their's nothing to watch. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Now, which one is the ANY key? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Amanda! Help, I was playing tetris too long and my hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek:"This 'Internet' is quite fascinating. Who would've thought a female human could bend that way?"
Amanda: "It looks like I should've married that nice young Tuvok down the street." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dr. Grayson: "Really, Sarek, how long can you deny your own son?"
Sarek: "As long as my mother, T'Pau, forces me to accept that outworlder."
Dr. Grayson: "That's it--blame the mother-in-law for everything. Some logic!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Why are you rubbing against my leg? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Really Harry, this GPS thing works even on Space, just dial Earth and see...Atreides
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Unlimited Pooooooooower!Atreides
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Riker: For a bald guy Picard generates an awful lot of static electricity! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Picard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are helpless against my captaincy powers!
Beverly: Of course you realize this means MUTINY!!!
Riker: I'm gonna counter-shock you for this if it's the last thing I DO!
Picard, laughing: Go ahead--try it! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Packard: Look what happens when I scuff my feet on the shag carpeting. | Login to Vote! (2) |
Shoddy Ferengi wiring is to blame for this! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Beverly: "Wh-wh-when they said he h-h-had a fresh smile that rech-ch-charged you..."
Riker: "... Th-th-they we-we-were'nt kidding!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Next time we go out on a date... please, leave your Dad at home? | Login to Vote! (3) |
Picard: "All right. So I'm bald and old. So what? C'est la vie." | Login to Vote! (1) |
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At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something. -- Janeway
(VOY: Caretaker)
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