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O'Brien: So why did your government and mine send us to the Blue Screen Nebula, anyway?FlyingGremlin
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O'Brien: So the bartender says to the horse...
Why the long face?...
TStroud
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So,come here often?
Sheerin
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O'brien - You don't look so good.
Cardassian - I don't feel so good. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Ewww he really does have sex with every alien woman he meets ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yes thats the estimate to get the dents out of my head.. but I still have to pay the freakin deductible. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
Thann: "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish Gem were able to tell us so with her words, rather than with only her actions."
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Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
ThannL "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish she could tell us so with words rather than actions." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Alien 1: Dude, where's my car?FlyingGremlin
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Puny earthlings! Do you not realize that Fear Factor is the superior program! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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I feel so diiiiirty! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Call me Birdboy again and I'll sock you in the nose ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
What? Whay do pepole always look at me like that? It's my nose isn't it. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Wow - I can see my house from up here! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Does ANYONE remember where we PARKED??TStroud
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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Leave me alone, you big ... muscled ... RRRRHHHH!47
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No! I am not going to eat my spinach!! You can't make me!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
oh God no! Please no more Tae-Bo! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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B'Elanna: Go see "The Fixx" with Harry Kim... What was I thinking? These seats suck! To think I could have gone and sat front row at "Aerosmith" with Tom... | Login to Vote! (0) |
I am not looking at her chest! Nope! No I am not. I am looking away. Look away. Yes, I am looking at something other than her chest. This is me looking at something else other than her chest… Oh I am soooooo busted. | Login to Vote! (0) |
What the heck is the San Diego Convention Center doing in the frickin' Delta Quadrant. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yeah. I farted and I'll fart again. Deal with it. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Man, look at that guy littering! Geez, that just squares my shoulders! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Where is that damn Dog catcher.. Its Payback time ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
DAMN! I'm so SEXY! | Login to Vote! (1) |
bacon, bacon, bacon, IT'S BACON! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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But Constable, I really, really have to go! | Login to Vote! (0) |
So how long have you been in prison, ham sandwich? | Login to Vote! (0) |
I will NOT eat my broccoli.
and you can't make me..TStroud
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And nothing shall stand in the way of Doctor Doom, not even the Fantastic Four can stop me this... what do you mean I am on the wrong set? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Jazz hands! | Login to Vote! (1) |
My favorite band is Paul McCartney and Wings | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
#89 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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