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McCoy - "I'm a doctor, not a hairstylist..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Doctor - "Lietuenant, Chakotay is dying... This is no time for board games!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"And this painting was by the Andorian painter, Shiral, who was fond of using very unrealistic colours for his scenery..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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The false Ardra: "Eat your heart out, Jim Kirk. I've got a whole planet at my command."
Picard, out of eyeshot: "Not eef zee Enterprise has anytheeng to say about eet, you don't!"
The false Ardra: "Ah, what the hell does a bald-haired captain who never had time for a family know?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
On the gooooood ship, lollypop…. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"If you want my boddddy, aaaaand you think I'm sexxxxxy..."FlyingGremlin
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"Do you like me in this dress?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Unlimited Pooooooooower!Atreides
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Riker: For a bald guy Picard generates an awful lot of static electricity! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Picard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are helpless against my captaincy powers!
Beverly: Of course you realize this means MUTINY!!!
Riker: I'm gonna counter-shock you for this if it's the last thing I DO!
Picard, laughing: Go ahead--try it! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Packard: Look what happens when I scuff my feet on the shag carpeting. | Login to Vote! (2) |
Shoddy Ferengi wiring is to blame for this! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Beverly: "Wh-wh-when they said he h-h-had a fresh smile that rech-ch-charged you..."
Riker: "... Th-th-they we-we-were'nt kidding!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kes - "I've got your chin..."
Neelix - "Start acting your age. Geez. Like you're one or... never mind." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Wow - did you use Electric Shave this morning?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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What am I doing here? Who nose... I mean, knows? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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So THAT's what they do to Tribbles here.47
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Damn. You'd think they'd have come up with a better treatment for dandruff in the 24th century.TheQuickening
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Data forced me to wrestle him in the sandbox, sir. Seriously. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Chakotay I've been having these strange dreams about you lately... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Where in the HELL is Peter Falk? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Those wardrobe idiots screwed me again - I TOLD them: DON'T EVER put me in the same outfit Anne Francis wore in 'Forbidden Planet'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sexy space vixen! | Login to Vote! (1) |
I look like the sad Lion from Wizard of Oz, don't I? Put em up... Put em up... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You should do like me. I use a Quattro on my legs and my chest.47
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Shut-up about that Troi woman, and bring your glowing crystals closer - they make me warm. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Come here and give Mama some sugar! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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But...I AM smiling... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Always so serious. How about a joke every now and then?! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's our hair, isn't it? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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They just don't make wrinkle-firming creams like they used to... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Always have sex with the boss.
#113 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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