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Spock: "Do you intend to sit there waiting for Yeoman Smith to bring your meal, or do you plan to make a next move?"
Kirk: "Honestly, Spock, you're almost as bad as Gary when it comes to these kinds of things." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Whoa...you see that Spock?
Spock: Yes, sir. My ears aren't the only things pointing right now. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk: Scotty does not have the legs to wear a kilt. But strangely I can't take my eyes off them.
Spock: Nor I Captain. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Ya know?
Yeoman Smith DOES look like two kitties
in a tote-sack as she walks away...
TStroud
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"I bet this would go great with a side of gagh and a gallon of bloodwine....." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why do I have the feeling this will hurt more going out? | Login to Vote! (0) |
It MOVED!
I definately saw it move....
It's not supposed to move is it?
DANG! There is goes again!!
TStroud
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"For THIS I pulled my dad's plug, and not long before they found a goddamned CURE for his condition?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"You hear what that fricken guy said. Eat monkey poop, retard!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
God, is that you? You coming for me? 'Bout friggin' time! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
-My turn!
-No my turn!
-My turn!
-Mom! Spock won't lemmie have a turn! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Dude, I know you're upset and all about her breaking up with you but geez! Clean yourself up and snap out of it. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Duuude, sweet plasma TV! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Tonight on Iron Chef Qu'ous! Fresh GAGH! Sole of TARG! And the heart of the ENEMY! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Do not attempt to adjust your viewscreen. We control the horizontal and the vertical. Not so much control on the contrast or the brightness, so don't mess with that. You will be mesmerized by my bumpy forehead. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Guess who's under the mistletoe! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I know you are but what am I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
What'd you call my mother punk???androids_rule
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Picard: "I'm sorry, Daimon, but no matter how loud your roar, the MGM Lion role is not available for audition..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Damn... it worked for Buffy!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Wesley: "Mom... I'd like you to meet my girlfriend..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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And the One ring controls them all. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Picard: "Data: You grab his wallet, I'll get his rings..."
Troi: "Captain!"
Picard: "It's the quick and the dead around here, Counselor... And I plan on being quick." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You ain't seen or heard Shakespeare's Macbeth until you have seen and heard it in Klingonese | Login to Vote! (1) |
If I poke one of these in my remaining eye I bet thats gonna hurt like Hell ! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Knew I should've used toilet paper.... | Login to Vote! (3) |
Martok: This is what happens when you disrespect the Chancellor! *slap* FlyingGremlin
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"Cursed be the Vulcans and their four-fingered Salute!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Onions. Just can't get rid of that smell. | Login to Vote! (2) |
"I've got ten fingers... ten toes... two, er... one eye... a thousand of hairs. Do you know what the world only has one of? Me!"
Rip off of a NZ commercial | Login to Vote! (0) |
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There's no cure for the Blight. The Dominion made sure of that. And I was so arrogant I thought I could cure it in a week. -- Bashir
Maybe that was arrogant. But it's even more arrogant to say that there is no cure, just because you couldn't find it. -- Dax
(DS9: The Quickening)
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