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But Constable, I really, really have to go! | Login to Vote! (0) |
So how long have you been in prison, ham sandwich? | Login to Vote! (0) |
I will NOT eat my broccoli.
and you can't make me..TStroud
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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"Attack Of The Kangaroo People!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Alien still birth | Login to Vote! (0) |
This is the moment Julian realized he's not really into girls with outies. | Login to Vote! (0) |
That baby is definitely yours, Odo.47
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Ooooh, maaaan, I should not have eaten that last slice of pepperoni pizza! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Maybe I shouldn't have picked at it so much. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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And the One ring controls them all. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Picard: "Data: You grab his wallet, I'll get his rings..."
Troi: "Captain!"
Picard: "It's the quick and the dead around here, Counselor... And I plan on being quick." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Spock: "Do you intend to sit there waiting for Yeoman Smith to bring your meal, or do you plan to make a next move?"
Kirk: "Honestly, Spock, you're almost as bad as Gary when it comes to these kinds of things." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Whoa...you see that Spock?
Spock: Yes, sir. My ears aren't the only things pointing right now. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk: Scotty does not have the legs to wear a kilt. But strangely I can't take my eyes off them.
Spock: Nor I Captain. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Ya know?
Yeoman Smith DOES look like two kitties
in a tote-sack as she walks away...
TStroud
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Capt.Maxwell: Do you remember that one time?
O'Brien: Um yeah... I try not to...
Capt.Maxwell: Yeah Yeah yeah. me too.... | Login to Vote! (0) |
O'brien - Do you ever, you know, feel unfresh?
Sheerin
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Capt.Maxwell: So, Keiko is just learning to cook 'eh?
That's the first time I've (*urp*) ever had (*urp*) Ox-Tails and cabbage with REAL Ox-Tails (*urp*).
O'Brien: (*urp) You should be here for breakfast
and see her Cat-Head Biscuits...
TStroud
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O'Brien: So why did your government and mine send us to the Blue Screen Nebula, anyway?FlyingGremlin
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O'Brien: So the bartender says to the horse...
Why the long face?...
TStroud
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So,come here often?
Sheerin
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O'brien - You don't look so good.
Cardassian - I don't feel so good. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Dr Bashir: Did you see the SIZE of that thing?
Sisko: Doctor, you're still gonna have to lance that boil...
TStroud
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Sisko: I don't care what kinda soup you call it.
I ain't eatin' it!
ODO: It bubbled again...
TStroud
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At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something. -- Janeway
(VOY: Caretaker)
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