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Gropler Zorn: "No, I do NOT want a haircut!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Why do you keep repeating yourself? I heard you, I may be stoned, but I'm not deaf. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Time for Godzilla to visit SimCity again, he he... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I drank what? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Crusher: Dammit, Data, you have to be less literal. Riker was joking when he said to shoot first and ask questions later. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Awwww Him fall down.
Go BOOM!TStroud
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Captain Jack Daniels of the Federation Starship Voyager! Beam me up, Jim! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I still see dead people...ES27585
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I'm old and frightened and there are wolves chasing me. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Yeah, I'm a jerk and I die in the first half hour. Shut up. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Dude, you need to lose some weight. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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No, I do not think we were 'seperated at birth'. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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This is the seen where I buy it. I just know it. Oh and its probably going to hurt. I am going to get my agent for this. | Login to Vote! (0) |
off-screen: Are you alright?
(thinking) I'm afraid to open my mouth...androids_rule
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I should have held off on the laxative... | Login to Vote! (0) |
There's nothing to worry about, I may be an ensign, but they don't kill redshirts anymore... do they? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Okaaay, I guess that fifth cup of coffee wasn't a good idea. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Beverly I would feel you up but my hands appear to have disappeared! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Picard: "Wonder what Jack would have thought?"
Beverly: "Who cares? Shut the hell up and kiss me, Jean-Luc." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Pickard: "I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.
Crusher: "That's okay, I'm not realy a woman." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.Mr.Spork
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After years of sexual tension, Picard makes a move... only to burp in Crusher's face. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Crusher: Yup, its a zit. You'll have to put something on that. | Login to Vote! (3) |
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Alright. Who was it said Troi looked fat in her uniform? | Login to Vote! (0) |
O'Brien: Right. Three Starfleet officers walk into a bar. Ha ha, who's making jokes now? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination. -- Garak
(DS9: Improbable Cause)
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