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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Guess who's under the mistletoe! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I know you are but what am I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
What'd you call my mother punk???androids_rule
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I thought that cameras didn't need a flash function anymore!androids_rule
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Damn paparazzi! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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BrundleFly | Login to Vote! (0) |
I thought, surly they fixed that fly-in-the-transporter problem fixed by now. Imagine my surprise. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Worf (offscreen): So that's what Deanna looks like in the mornings... dude, I'm so glad I didn't amrry her.
Riker: Yeah... the nights make up for it. Sort of.FlyingGremlin
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Gahhhhhhh! Why do people keep sneaking up on me like that???androids_rule
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Not only am I the Hair Club President, I'm also a member! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Coffee, I need COFFEE! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL !!TStroud
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Worst Blind Date Ever! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"We're here....and the men's room is THERE? I don't know if I can hold it that long."
"You're a shapeshifter, Odo - I'm sure you'll think of something..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
We are here. That's nice to know, but where the hell is everyone else?!? | Login to Vote! (0) |
As long as I keep my finger here the dike won't break. | Login to Vote! (0) |
This sign has sharp edges. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Its says "You are here." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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This is the seen where I buy it. I just know it. Oh and its probably going to hurt. I am going to get my agent for this. | Login to Vote! (0) |
off-screen: Are you alright?
(thinking) I'm afraid to open my mouth...androids_rule
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I should have held off on the laxative... | Login to Vote! (0) |
There's nothing to worry about, I may be an ensign, but they don't kill redshirts anymore... do they? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Okaaay, I guess that fifth cup of coffee wasn't a good idea. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Thank you, I recently switched to Pert Plus. Its shampoo and conditioner in one. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Oookay, this is weird. What creepy guy invented me? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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D. Soong: Baby needs a new pair of shoes--and WE all need new UNIFORMS. Hopefully, Commander, this will enable us to afford the same.
W. Riker, grinning: Just play, Data. We can get the new uniforms later.
Worf, scowling: Is this your idea of relaxation? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Date: Commander, I do not think that it was wise to bet the ship.
Riker: Don’t worry; I will win it back before the Captain learns about it. Now run up to the ship and get me a few of his models for the anti.
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Riker: Data, can you play Crapps?
Data: I have no digestive system, sir. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Riker: Data, can you play Crapps?
Data: I have no digestive system, sir. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Snake eyes! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Thats right folks, for just 29.995 bars of latinum you can have this wonderful high tech RUone two desktop polishing droid, and if you act now we'll throw in a second RUone two unit PLUS...PLus this fabulous Romulan reneglizit for no extra charge. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Help me build my own credit card! I want frequent flier light years, a low interest rate, and a picture of my wife on the card. Isn't she a vision of beauty?
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A: No, we don't want any Andorian porn! (turns to B) Are we really too poor to register for ad-free hailing frequencies? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Uhm, why is R2D2’s head here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
This bridge sucks. Human bridges are always so cool. They have all those wonderful computer monitors and blinking lights on consoles. All we get is this stupid silver globe; what’s up with that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Quark: "I hate space travel."
Rom: "So did Gint, and you're no Gint."
Quark: "Neither are you!"
Rom: "No, but I look like he did, brother, don't I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Who's Leg do ya have to hump to get a martini around here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Great, you forgot to pay the cable bill again! Now we have to watch PBS! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
#214 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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