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Alright. Who was it said Troi looked fat in her uniform? | Login to Vote! (0) |
O'Brien: Right. Three Starfleet officers walk into a bar. Ha ha, who's making jokes now? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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B'Elanna: Go see "The Fixx" with Harry Kim... What was I thinking? These seats suck! To think I could have gone and sat front row at "Aerosmith" with Tom... | Login to Vote! (0) |
I am not looking at her chest! Nope! No I am not. I am looking away. Look away. Yes, I am looking at something other than her chest. This is me looking at something else other than her chest… Oh I am soooooo busted. | Login to Vote! (0) |
What the heck is the San Diego Convention Center doing in the frickin' Delta Quadrant. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yeah. I farted and I'll fart again. Deal with it. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Man, look at that guy littering! Geez, that just squares my shoulders! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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Chakotay I've been having these strange dreams about you lately... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Where in the HELL is Peter Falk? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Those wardrobe idiots screwed me again - I TOLD them: DON'T EVER put me in the same outfit Anne Francis wore in 'Forbidden Planet'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sexy space vixen! | Login to Vote! (1) |
I look like the sad Lion from Wizard of Oz, don't I? Put em up... Put em up... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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The mosquitos around here are huge! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Crap, that was the cobalt device launch button, wasn't it? They won't miss a moon, right? | Login to Vote! (1) |
For the last time, when the computer asks you, “Do you want to play thermal nuclear war,” your answer is… NO! | Login to Vote! (1) |
CAPT H. Sulu: HELP!!! Get the bomb squad in here RIGHT NOW!!!
CDR D. Valtane: Captain, Klingons don't HAVE bomb squads! | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Oh S#!t!! I bet they're gonna blame us for this. Helm, get us the hell out of here!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
The Death Star has cleared the planet! Whoops, wrong movie! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Kirk: "I don't care if I'm three months from retirement--you ARE gonna pay for allowing me AND Bones to freeze our butts off on Rura Penthe before I pack it in, Mr. President!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Stunt Double to the rescue!!!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Faster than a phazer beam! Able to leap tall podiums in a single bound! It’s… Captain Starfleet! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Forget 'Hug a Tree', this is 'Hug a Weird Hairy Alien', with an excellent demonstration being given by Captain Kirk. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Aahh...I thought you were a sexy woman. Get a haircut, will ya!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Look at me! I'm flying! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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You two can't fight in here.. this is a war room !!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Spock...I never noticed that you had pointed ears before! Is that new? God, 25 years, you think you know somebody..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
There is nothing unmanly about where a girdle. Just ask Doohan. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Listen Nimoy, thats the last comment about my hair! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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First Crewman: "Oh my God...it's the new captain, and it's NOT Kirk!"
Second Crewman: "It's a man, definitely, but why the hell is he bald?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Time to change my space diaper. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Crewman #1... Now, let's not lose CONTROL!
Crewman#2 ..... oops too late.TStroud
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This is the seen where I buy it. I just know it. Oh and its probably going to hurt. I am going to get my agent for this. | Login to Vote! (0) |
off-screen: Are you alright?
(thinking) I'm afraid to open my mouth...androids_rule
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I should have held off on the laxative... | Login to Vote! (0) |
There's nothing to worry about, I may be an ensign, but they don't kill redshirts anymore... do they? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Okaaay, I guess that fifth cup of coffee wasn't a good idea. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Trust is the biggest liability of all.
#99 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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