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"DAMMIT! I KNEW you weren't a real chiropractor!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sit still or we'll never get this gum out! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Aaaah! God, I only asked for a trim! A trim! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You two can't fight in here.. this is a war room !!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Spock...I never noticed that you had pointed ears before! Is that new? God, 25 years, you think you know somebody..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
There is nothing unmanly about where a girdle. Just ask Doohan. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Listen Nimoy, thats the last comment about my hair! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit lonely when you never come around..." "Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Jadzia never dreamed she would eventually reach the final round of DS9 idol !!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
The ancient Klingon Warrior’s challenge of trying to catch a fly with your mouth open. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sisko to both, exploding in rage: SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!!!
More calmly: This is a space station on the front lines of a war, not a karaoke bar! | Login to Vote! (0) |
And I think its gonna be a long long time till touchdown brings me round again to find.... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sometime I feel I have to AAHH AAHH get away! I've got to AAHH AAHH get away! | Login to Vote! (0) |
....aaannd BINGO was his Name-OHHH!!TStroud
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The HILLS are ALIIIIVE! With the SOUND of MUUUUUSIC! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing? | Login to Vote! (0) |
“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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WHAT just touched my leg??!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I KNEW I should have taken remedial Klingonese last year. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"I'm not gonna say it. Screw 'em. I've been saying "Hailing Frequencies Open" for years...and I'm not gonna say it. They just ignore me anyway. Screw Kirk." | Login to Vote! (0) |
You're listienng to KCHB , deep space, deep jazz. | Login to Vote! (1) |
I don't know what this button does - but it makes a lovely sound. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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But...I AM smiling... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Always so serious. How about a joke every now and then?! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's our hair, isn't it? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You ain't seen or heard Shakespeare's Macbeth until you have seen and heard it in Klingonese | Login to Vote! (1) |
If I poke one of these in my remaining eye I bet thats gonna hurt like Hell ! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Knew I should've used toilet paper.... | Login to Vote! (3) |
Martok: This is what happens when you disrespect the Chancellor! *slap* FlyingGremlin
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"Cursed be the Vulcans and their four-fingered Salute!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Onions. Just can't get rid of that smell. | Login to Vote! (2) |
"I've got ten fingers... ten toes... two, er... one eye... a thousand of hairs. Do you know what the world only has one of? Me!"
Rip off of a NZ commercial | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Help! I'm MELTING!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Damn, I think I'm stuck again | Login to Vote! (1) |
When you wish up on a star. It makes no difrence what you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
-Rene! Your face is melting!
-Damn! I knew I should have sprung for SPF 30! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's a bird... It's a plane... No, It's SUPERMAN!ES27585
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They said not to stare at the sun. Why, why, why didn't I listen to them? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Where is that damn Dog catcher.. Its Payback time ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
DAMN! I'm so SEXY! | Login to Vote! (1) |
bacon, bacon, bacon, IT'S BACON! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Wives serve, brothers inherit.
#139 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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