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"Dose becoming waiteless and floating around in zero G make me look fat." | Login to Vote! (2) |
Why yes I am ugly and my Mother does dress me funny.. whats your point? | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diahrea...hey Pepto Bismal!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Oh God, I shouldn't have had the space chili! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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"For THIS I pulled my dad's plug, and not long before they found a goddamned CURE for his condition?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"You hear what that fricken guy said. Eat monkey poop, retard!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
God, is that you? You coming for me? 'Bout friggin' time! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Spock: "Do you intend to sit there waiting for Yeoman Smith to bring your meal, or do you plan to make a next move?"
Kirk: "Honestly, Spock, you're almost as bad as Gary when it comes to these kinds of things." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Whoa...you see that Spock?
Spock: Yes, sir. My ears aren't the only things pointing right now. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk: Scotty does not have the legs to wear a kilt. But strangely I can't take my eyes off them.
Spock: Nor I Captain. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Ya know?
Yeoman Smith DOES look like two kitties
in a tote-sack as she walks away...
TStroud
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Kirk: "You Klingon bastard--bad enough you animals killed my son, now you're planning to destroy the Federation too?"
Chang, out of eyeshot: "It seems to me that it's already destroyed itself from within, without our needing to do anything. YOU'RE a citizen of it, aren't you?
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"Is Capt. Kirk gonna hafta choke a bitch?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"By God Uhura, when I tell you to inform me that the hailing frequencies are open, do it damn it!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Finally, that laxative is kicking in! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Kirk: "I don't care if I'm three months from retirement--you ARE gonna pay for allowing me AND Bones to freeze our butts off on Rura Penthe before I pack it in, Mr. President!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Stunt Double to the rescue!!!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Faster than a phazer beam! Able to leap tall podiums in a single bound! It’s… Captain Starfleet! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Forget 'Hug a Tree', this is 'Hug a Weird Hairy Alien', with an excellent demonstration being given by Captain Kirk. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Aahh...I thought you were a sexy woman. Get a haircut, will ya!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Look at me! I'm flying! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Crap, that was the cobalt device launch button, wasn't it? They won't miss a moon, right? | Login to Vote! (1) |
For the last time, when the computer asks you, “Do you want to play thermal nuclear war,” your answer is… NO! | Login to Vote! (1) |
CAPT H. Sulu: HELP!!! Get the bomb squad in here RIGHT NOW!!!
CDR D. Valtane: Captain, Klingons don't HAVE bomb squads! | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Oh S#!t!! I bet they're gonna blame us for this. Helm, get us the hell out of here!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
The Death Star has cleared the planet! Whoops, wrong movie! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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WHAT just touched my leg??!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I KNEW I should have taken remedial Klingonese last year. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"I'm not gonna say it. Screw 'em. I've been saying "Hailing Frequencies Open" for years...and I'm not gonna say it. They just ignore me anyway. Screw Kirk." | Login to Vote! (0) |
You're listienng to KCHB , deep space, deep jazz. | Login to Vote! (1) |
I don't know what this button does - but it makes a lovely sound. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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You two can't fight in here.. this is a war room !!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Spock...I never noticed that you had pointed ears before! Is that new? God, 25 years, you think you know somebody..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
There is nothing unmanly about where a girdle. Just ask Doohan. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Listen Nimoy, thats the last comment about my hair! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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James Kirk: "No, I do NOT plan to run for Federation President, Admiral Cartwright! I'd make a lousy politician!"
William Cartwright, out of eyeshot: "Even if you DID run, Kirk, who the hell said I'd even vote for you anyway?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...yes, Spock I had sex with her. And yes, Bones, I used protection this time. God, you guys are like my fricken mother...!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I... Just... Farted. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing? | Login to Vote! (0) |
“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Spock, what do you make of this?"
"They appear to be Gobstoppers, Jim." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I have heard of rock and roll before, but this is ridicules/ | Login to Vote! (0) |
Barbra Streisand LIVE!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...you'd look like this too if you just had all these things pop out of your hind end!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Oh my God!! You killed Kenny! You BASTARD!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can fight, but it's going to happen. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
#47 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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