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"Mop-N-Glo really does give it a good shine..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I've never seen THAT before...FlyingGremlin
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"Why, you don't look even HALF as good as Carrie Bradshaw--and she's a prude like you wouldn't believe!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"When McCoy threatened to put a boot up my ass, I thought he was joking!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sex only every SEVEN years? I am outta here to HBO! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: "You Klingon bastard--bad enough you animals killed my son, now you're planning to destroy the Federation too?"
Chang, out of eyeshot: "It seems to me that it's already destroyed itself from within, without our needing to do anything. YOU'RE a citizen of it, aren't you?
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"Is Capt. Kirk gonna hafta choke a bitch?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"By God Uhura, when I tell you to inform me that the hailing frequencies are open, do it damn it!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Finally, that laxative is kicking in! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Bones........can you send down some of that artificial stimulant for Vulcans? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: "Send Uhura down with some peanut butter...we're about to have a little party." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"All that happened to me was a crashed weather balloon. What about YOU, brother Herbert?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"For the last time, I do not drive around with a bassethound and a guy named 'The Bandit'." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Gorkon on the new Direct TV HD Viewscreen. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"No, I'm not wearing a phaser-proof vest...why do you ask." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: "I don't care if I'm three months from retirement--you ARE gonna pay for allowing me AND Bones to freeze our butts off on Rura Penthe before I pack it in, Mr. President!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Stunt Double to the rescue!!!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Faster than a phazer beam! Able to leap tall podiums in a single bound! It’s… Captain Starfleet! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Forget 'Hug a Tree', this is 'Hug a Weird Hairy Alien', with an excellent demonstration being given by Captain Kirk. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Aahh...I thought you were a sexy woman. Get a haircut, will ya!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Look at me! I'm flying! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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No, you may not call me Mrs. Pouty-bottom. | Login to Vote! (0) |
The word 'bitch' doesn't even begin to describe me. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Show me my hair!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I love my toupee | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why, yes, I am happy to see you!thomasjbryant
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Mr. Spock: I see that you have met our new yeomen last night.
Kirk: Why Mr. Sock, what gives you that idea?
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To... Bill... your pal... Bill... | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Hi. I'm William Shatner. You might remember me from such TV shows as..." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Another proud member of Hair Club for Men.FlyingGremlin
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Damn him... damn him and the command thing. I have to be all Vulcan-like and be the bigger man and taking the orders. "Yes, Captain." "No, Captain." Tell you what: you're an idiot, Captain. I'm outta here.FlyingGremlin
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Uhura: Scotty, stop staring at the mirror universe women.
Scotty: Nay, I cannae. They're just mesmerizing...FlyingGremlin
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Message Spock? -- Kirk
None that I am concious of... except, of course, Happy Birthday. Surely the best of times -- Spock
(Star Trek II)
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