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"And I built my father's machine with these very hands." | Login to Vote! (0) |
And then the Omm Pa Loompas started up the magic candy machine.. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Now nothing shall stand in the way of EVIL!!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Duuuuuuuude, i am so totally stoned!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You ain't seen or heard Shakespeare's Macbeth until you have seen and heard it in Klingonese | Login to Vote! (1) |
If I poke one of these in my remaining eye I bet thats gonna hurt like Hell ! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Knew I should've used toilet paper.... | Login to Vote! (3) |
Martok: This is what happens when you disrespect the Chancellor! *slap* FlyingGremlin
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"Cursed be the Vulcans and their four-fingered Salute!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Onions. Just can't get rid of that smell. | Login to Vote! (2) |
"I've got ten fingers... ten toes... two, er... one eye... a thousand of hairs. Do you know what the world only has one of? Me!"
Rip off of a NZ commercial | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: I left Iowa for THIS? They remind me of Sidre Ael Sardelas's goons!
Spock: That is not logical, Captain. Andorians would NEVER wear such unattractive, and obviously uncomfortable, uniforms.
Kirk: You call OUR uniforms comfortable?
Spock: Evidently, John Gill found something worse than what we expected. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just our luck, Leonard, we're both Jewish. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk:God, when will humanity learn?
Spock:They're not human, Jim.
Kirk:They may be savage, but that doesn't make them inhuman.
Spock: No, Jim...they really aren't humans. This is ANOTHER Nazi party, on another planet.
Kirk:No fricken way...well...wanna get wasted? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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That was one hell of an omelet. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk" "Are you sure no one will find out about this?"
Sulu: "Trust me...no one will ever know." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I see the first Star Trek convention is a big success! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why yes, Captain Kirk, our species is color blind. How could you tell? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Does anyone else smell bacon? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek: "You do not appear to have denied yourself excesses of food or beverages."
Gav: "That's easy for YOU to say, you double-pointed NEEDLE!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sarek: You're not a shoplifter...you're just a big ole fat kid..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Chapel: This is what Roger's done to you? You look TERRIBLE in those civilian clothes!
Kirk: Christine, can you honestly say that Dr. Korby's android copy of me fills out that uniform of mine any better? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Yes Nurse, it's called Ponn-Farr...and I'm just as worried as you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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McCoy: I think... I think I see... Damn! Tilt your head to the left... Bingo! The Red Wings game! Remind me to get a set of those rabbit ears for Spock... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Tonia: "Oh...who does she think she is? Like she has the body to wear that. Right, Leonard...Leonard...?" McCoy: "Who would've ever thought they could make see-through leather." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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McCoy: "What is it Jim...is the ship in trouble?"
Kirk: "It's worse than that. We've run out of red shirts and we're on an unexplored planet. My God Bones...what'll we do?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Scott: "Shouldn't we arrest this Apollo for rape? That's Carolyn Palamas he's with right there!"
Kirk: "Fair enough, but how in the name of God do you arrest a GOD?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: "Bones, get down from that table. No Bones, Spock doesn't want to see your strip tease. Dammit Scotty, when I tell you to keep the scotch in your quarters, I mean it!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Oh my GOD!! What appalling CLOTHES you have! Where the bloody hell did you get them, from some rubbish pile somewhere?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...yeah, so then they said I'd have to kiss Shatner. So, I told 'em to forget it and I'll play Alice." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Who is this 'Batman' you speak of?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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It has always been easier to destroy that to create -- Spock
Not anymore! Now we can do both at the same time. According to myth, the Earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis, we'll do it for ya in six minutes. -- McCoy, in Kirk's ready room, after viewing the Project Genesis film
(Star Trek II)
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