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60,000 channels and their's nothing to watch. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Now, which one is the ANY key? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Amanda! Help, I was playing tetris too long and my hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek:"This 'Internet' is quite fascinating. Who would've thought a female human could bend that way?"
Amanda: "It looks like I should've married that nice young Tuvok down the street." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dr. Grayson: "Really, Sarek, how long can you deny your own son?"
Sarek: "As long as my mother, T'Pau, forces me to accept that outworlder."
Dr. Grayson: "That's it--blame the mother-in-law for everything. Some logic!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"What do you mean...one night stand?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"No...That ISN'T a spoon in my ear!"Agelshaxe
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"So Vulcan HAS no moon. How DO your people describe a crazy Vulcanian, then?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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No, thanks, I'm off knives for a while. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Whatcha gonna do with that thing?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"For the love of Loch Lomond--THAT's where I left the bloody thing?!?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I see the first Star Trek convention is a big success! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why yes, Captain Kirk, our species is color blind. How could you tell? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Does anyone else smell bacon? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek: "You do not appear to have denied yourself excesses of food or beverages."
Gav: "That's easy for YOU to say, you double-pointed NEEDLE!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sarek: You're not a shoplifter...you're just a big ole fat kid..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"All that happened to me was a crashed weather balloon. What about YOU, brother Herbert?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"For the last time, I do not drive around with a bassethound and a guy named 'The Bandit'." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Oh my GOD!! What appalling CLOTHES you have! Where the bloody hell did you get them, from some rubbish pile somewhere?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...yeah, so then they said I'd have to kiss Shatner. So, I told 'em to forget it and I'll play Alice." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"For THIS I pulled my dad's plug, and not long before they found a goddamned CURE for his condition?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"You hear what that fricken guy said. Eat monkey poop, retard!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
God, is that you? You coming for me? 'Bout friggin' time! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Why, you don't look even HALF as good as Carrie Bradshaw--and she's a prude like you wouldn't believe!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"When McCoy threatened to put a boot up my ass, I thought he was joking!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sex only every SEVEN years? I am outta here to HBO! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"And I built my father's machine with these very hands." | Login to Vote! (0) |
And then the Omm Pa Loompas started up the magic candy machine.. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Now nothing shall stand in the way of EVIL!!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Duuuuuuuude, i am so totally stoned!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Beverly I would feel you up but my hands appear to have disappeared! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Picard: "Wonder what Jack would have thought?"
Beverly: "Who cares? Shut the hell up and kiss me, Jean-Luc." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Pickard: "I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.
Crusher: "That's okay, I'm not realy a woman." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.Mr.Spork
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After years of sexual tension, Picard makes a move... only to burp in Crusher's face. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Crusher: Yup, its a zit. You'll have to put something on that. | Login to Vote! (3) |
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My Name is Worf, I'll be your waiter for the evening... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Most humans call this outfit a "monkey suit." I protest! I am NOT a monkey! I am a KLINGON!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I said I would do one favor for Julian, now look where it got me! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Bloodwine martini, shaken, not stirred. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Worf: "Ahh, Mr. Powers." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kira: "No, I do NOT want to be a female Two-Face, so clean up this damned vitriol you threw on my face!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
You should see the other Bajoran... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kira: "Wow, that new blender really has a kick to it!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Message Spock? -- Kirk
None that I am concious of... except, of course, Happy Birthday. Surely the best of times -- Spock
(Star Trek II)
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