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"What do you mean...one night stand?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"No...That ISN'T a spoon in my ear!"Agelshaxe
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"So Vulcan HAS no moon. How DO your people describe a crazy Vulcanian, then?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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The false Ardra: "Eat your heart out, Jim Kirk. I've got a whole planet at my command."
Picard, out of eyeshot: "Not eef zee Enterprise has anytheeng to say about eet, you don't!"
The false Ardra: "Ah, what the hell does a bald-haired captain who never had time for a family know?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
On the gooooood ship, lollypop…. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"If you want my boddddy, aaaaand you think I'm sexxxxxy..."FlyingGremlin
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"Do you like me in this dress?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Unlimited Pooooooooower!Atreides
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Riker: For a bald guy Picard generates an awful lot of static electricity! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Picard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are helpless against my captaincy powers!
Beverly: Of course you realize this means MUTINY!!!
Riker: I'm gonna counter-shock you for this if it's the last thing I DO!
Picard, laughing: Go ahead--try it! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Packard: Look what happens when I scuff my feet on the shag carpeting. | Login to Vote! (2) |
Shoddy Ferengi wiring is to blame for this! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Beverly: "Wh-wh-when they said he h-h-had a fresh smile that rech-ch-charged you..."
Riker: "... Th-th-they we-we-were'nt kidding!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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BrundleFly | Login to Vote! (0) |
I thought, surly they fixed that fly-in-the-transporter problem fixed by now. Imagine my surprise. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Worf (offscreen): So that's what Deanna looks like in the mornings... dude, I'm so glad I didn't amrry her.
Riker: Yeah... the nights make up for it. Sort of.FlyingGremlin
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Gahhhhhhh! Why do people keep sneaking up on me like that???androids_rule
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Not only am I the Hair Club President, I'm also a member! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Coffee, I need COFFEE! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL !!TStroud
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Worst Blind Date Ever! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: "I don't care if I'm three months from retirement--you ARE gonna pay for allowing me AND Bones to freeze our butts off on Rura Penthe before I pack it in, Mr. President!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Stunt Double to the rescue!!!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Faster than a phazer beam! Able to leap tall podiums in a single bound! It’s… Captain Starfleet! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Forget 'Hug a Tree', this is 'Hug a Weird Hairy Alien', with an excellent demonstration being given by Captain Kirk. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Aahh...I thought you were a sexy woman. Get a haircut, will ya!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Look at me! I'm flying! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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B'Elanna: Go see "The Fixx" with Harry Kim... What was I thinking? These seats suck! To think I could have gone and sat front row at "Aerosmith" with Tom... | Login to Vote! (0) |
I am not looking at her chest! Nope! No I am not. I am looking away. Look away. Yes, I am looking at something other than her chest. This is me looking at something else other than her chest… Oh I am soooooo busted. | Login to Vote! (0) |
What the heck is the San Diego Convention Center doing in the frickin' Delta Quadrant. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yeah. I farted and I'll fart again. Deal with it. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Man, look at that guy littering! Geez, that just squares my shoulders! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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60,000 channels and their's nothing to watch. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Now, which one is the ANY key? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Amanda! Help, I was playing tetris too long and my hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek:"This 'Internet' is quite fascinating. Who would've thought a female human could bend that way?"
Amanda: "It looks like I should've married that nice young Tuvok down the street." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dr. Grayson: "Really, Sarek, how long can you deny your own son?"
Sarek: "As long as my mother, T'Pau, forces me to accept that outworlder."
Dr. Grayson: "That's it--blame the mother-in-law for everything. Some logic!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Due to a sudden drastic climate change, the three wise men quickly found themselves trapped in a blizzard. They began following the North Star, but quickly realized it was, in fact, a starship. After getting their bearings, they found a manger...but it just turned out to be Paradise City on Nimbus III...the planet of galactic peace. Only then did they realize they had been conned into settling here. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Due to a sudden drastic climate change, the three wise men quickly found themselves trapped in a blizzard. They began following the North Star, but quickly realized it was, in fact, a starship. After getting their bearings, they found a manager...but it just turned out to be Paradise City on Nimbus III...the planet of galactic peace. Only then did they realize they had been conned into settling here. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"What...the hell...is keeping...that damned...coffee? Aren't there...any ropes...long enough?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something. -- Janeway
(VOY: Caretaker)
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