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McCoy: I think... I think I see... Damn! Tilt your head to the left... Bingo! The Red Wings game! Remind me to get a set of those rabbit ears for Spock... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Tonia: "Oh...who does she think she is? Like she has the body to wear that. Right, Leonard...Leonard...?" McCoy: "Who would've ever thought they could make see-through leather." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kira: "No, I do NOT want to be a female Two-Face, so clean up this damned vitriol you threw on my face!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
You should see the other Bajoran... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kira: "Wow, that new blender really has a kick to it!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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My Name is Worf, I'll be your waiter for the evening... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Most humans call this outfit a "monkey suit." I protest! I am NOT a monkey! I am a KLINGON!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I said I would do one favor for Julian, now look where it got me! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Bloodwine martini, shaken, not stirred. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Worf: "Ahh, Mr. Powers." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Help! I'm MELTING!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Damn, I think I'm stuck again | Login to Vote! (1) |
When you wish up on a star. It makes no difrence what you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
-Rene! Your face is melting!
-Damn! I knew I should have sprung for SPF 30! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's a bird... It's a plane... No, It's SUPERMAN!ES27585
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They said not to stare at the sun. Why, why, why didn't I listen to them? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
-My turn!
-No my turn!
-My turn!
-Mom! Spock won't lemmie have a turn! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Dude, I know you're upset and all about her breaking up with you but geez! Clean yourself up and snap out of it. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Kirk: "I don't care if I'm three months from retirement--you ARE gonna pay for allowing me AND Bones to freeze our butts off on Rura Penthe before I pack it in, Mr. President!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Stunt Double to the rescue!!!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Faster than a phazer beam! Able to leap tall podiums in a single bound! It’s… Captain Starfleet! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Forget 'Hug a Tree', this is 'Hug a Weird Hairy Alien', with an excellent demonstration being given by Captain Kirk. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Aahh...I thought you were a sexy woman. Get a haircut, will ya!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Look at me! I'm flying! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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Captain Jack Daniels of the Federation Starship Voyager! Beam me up, Jim! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I still see dead people...ES27585
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I'm old and frightened and there are wolves chasing me. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: I left Iowa for THIS? They remind me of Sidre Ael Sardelas's goons!
Spock: That is not logical, Captain. Andorians would NEVER wear such unattractive, and obviously uncomfortable, uniforms.
Kirk: You call OUR uniforms comfortable?
Spock: Evidently, John Gill found something worse than what we expected. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just our luck, Leonard, we're both Jewish. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk:God, when will humanity learn?
Spock:They're not human, Jim.
Kirk:They may be savage, but that doesn't make them inhuman.
Spock: No, Jim...they really aren't humans. This is ANOTHER Nazi party, on another planet.
Kirk:No fricken way...well...wanna get wasted? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I see the first Star Trek convention is a big success! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why yes, Captain Kirk, our species is color blind. How could you tell? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Does anyone else smell bacon? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek: "You do not appear to have denied yourself excesses of food or beverages."
Gav: "That's easy for YOU to say, you double-pointed NEEDLE!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sarek: You're not a shoplifter...you're just a big ole fat kid..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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No, thanks, I'm off knives for a while. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Whatcha gonna do with that thing?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"For the love of Loch Lomond--THAT's where I left the bloody thing?!?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother... insult something he cares about instead.
#31 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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