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My Name is Worf, I'll be your waiter for the evening... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Most humans call this outfit a "monkey suit." I protest! I am NOT a monkey! I am a KLINGON!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I said I would do one favor for Julian, now look where it got me! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Bloodwine martini, shaken, not stirred. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Worf: "Ahh, Mr. Powers." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Help! I'm MELTING!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Damn, I think I'm stuck again | Login to Vote! (1) |
When you wish up on a star. It makes no difrence what you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
-Rene! Your face is melting!
-Damn! I knew I should have sprung for SPF 30! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's a bird... It's a plane... No, It's SUPERMAN!ES27585
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They said not to stare at the sun. Why, why, why didn't I listen to them? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Show me my hair!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I love my toupee | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why, yes, I am happy to see you!thomasjbryant
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Mr. Spock: I see that you have met our new yeomen last night.
Kirk: Why Mr. Sock, what gives you that idea?
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To... Bill... your pal... Bill... | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Hi. I'm William Shatner. You might remember me from such TV shows as..." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Another proud member of Hair Club for Men.FlyingGremlin
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"Spock, what do you make of this?"
"They appear to be Gobstoppers, Jim." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I have heard of rock and roll before, but this is ridicules/ | Login to Vote! (0) |
Barbra Streisand LIVE!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...you'd look like this too if you just had all these things pop out of your hind end!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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D. Soong: Baby needs a new pair of shoes--and WE all need new UNIFORMS. Hopefully, Commander, this will enable us to afford the same.
W. Riker, grinning: Just play, Data. We can get the new uniforms later.
Worf, scowling: Is this your idea of relaxation? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Date: Commander, I do not think that it was wise to bet the ship.
Riker: Don’t worry; I will win it back before the Captain learns about it. Now run up to the ship and get me a few of his models for the anti.
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Riker: Data, can you play Crapps?
Data: I have no digestive system, sir. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Riker: Data, can you play Crapps?
Data: I have no digestive system, sir. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Snake eyes! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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B'Elanna: Go see "The Fixx" with Harry Kim... What was I thinking? These seats suck! To think I could have gone and sat front row at "Aerosmith" with Tom... | Login to Vote! (0) |
I am not looking at her chest! Nope! No I am not. I am looking away. Look away. Yes, I am looking at something other than her chest. This is me looking at something else other than her chest… Oh I am soooooo busted. | Login to Vote! (0) |
What the heck is the San Diego Convention Center doing in the frickin' Delta Quadrant. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yeah. I farted and I'll fart again. Deal with it. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Man, look at that guy littering! Geez, that just squares my shoulders! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Cardassian rule may have been oppressive, but at least it was simple. -- Odo
(DS9: Past Prologue)
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