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My Name is Worf, I'll be your waiter for the evening... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Most humans call this outfit a "monkey suit." I protest! I am NOT a monkey! I am a KLINGON!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I said I would do one favor for Julian, now look where it got me! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Bloodwine martini, shaken, not stirred. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Worf: "Ahh, Mr. Powers." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You ain't seen or heard Shakespeare's Macbeth until you have seen and heard it in Klingonese | Login to Vote! (1) |
If I poke one of these in my remaining eye I bet thats gonna hurt like Hell ! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Knew I should've used toilet paper.... | Login to Vote! (3) |
Martok: This is what happens when you disrespect the Chancellor! *slap* FlyingGremlin
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"Cursed be the Vulcans and their four-fingered Salute!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Onions. Just can't get rid of that smell. | Login to Vote! (2) |
"I've got ten fingers... ten toes... two, er... one eye... a thousand of hairs. Do you know what the world only has one of? Me!"
Rip off of a NZ commercial | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You two can't fight in here.. this is a war room !!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Spock...I never noticed that you had pointed ears before! Is that new? God, 25 years, you think you know somebody..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Okay, Mr. Vulcan Fashion-Police! My torso flap may be undone, but your fly is open!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
There is nothing unmanly about where a girdle. Just ask Doohan. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Listen Nimoy, thats the last comment about my hair! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Dose becoming waiteless and floating around in zero G make me look fat." | Login to Vote! (2) |
Why yes I am ugly and my Mother does dress me funny.. whats your point? | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diahrea...hey Pepto Bismal!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Oh God, I shouldn't have had the space chili! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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"Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit lonely when you never come around..." "Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Jadzia never dreamed she would eventually reach the final round of DS9 idol !!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
The ancient Klingon Warrior’s challenge of trying to catch a fly with your mouth open. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sisko to both, exploding in rage: SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!!!
More calmly: This is a space station on the front lines of a war, not a karaoke bar! | Login to Vote! (0) |
And I think its gonna be a long long time till touchdown brings me round again to find.... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sometime I feel I have to AAHH AAHH get away! I've got to AAHH AAHH get away! | Login to Vote! (0) |
....aaannd BINGO was his Name-OHHH!!TStroud
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The HILLS are ALIIIIVE! With the SOUND of MUUUUUSIC! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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Sarek: "I am already medically required to use benjisidrine for my heart. I do not need your illogical antics weakening it any further." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm T'Pau, blah, blah ,blah. I'm so logical, blah, blah, blah.
Oh God, she's behind me isn't she? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dude, is she looking at me? NO! Don't look at her!!! Seriously, is she looking at me?TheQuickening
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James Kirk: "No, I do NOT plan to run for Federation President, Admiral Cartwright! I'd make a lousy politician!"
William Cartwright, out of eyeshot: "Even if you DID run, Kirk, who the hell said I'd even vote for you anyway?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...yes, Spock I had sex with her. And yes, Bones, I used protection this time. God, you guys are like my fricken mother...!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I... Just... Farted. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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The false Ardra: "Eat your heart out, Jim Kirk. I've got a whole planet at my command."
Picard, out of eyeshot: "Not eef zee Enterprise has anytheeng to say about eet, you don't!"
The false Ardra: "Ah, what the hell does a bald-haired captain who never had time for a family know?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
On the gooooood ship, lollypop…. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"If you want my boddddy, aaaaand you think I'm sexxxxxy..."FlyingGremlin
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"Do you like me in this dress?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Beverly I would feel you up but my hands appear to have disappeared! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Picard: "Wonder what Jack would have thought?"
Beverly: "Who cares? Shut the hell up and kiss me, Jean-Luc." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Pickard: "I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.
Crusher: "That's okay, I'm not realy a woman." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.Mr.Spork
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After years of sexual tension, Picard makes a move... only to burp in Crusher's face. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Crusher: Yup, its a zit. You'll have to put something on that. | Login to Vote! (3) |
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Kirk: "I don't care if I'm three months from retirement--you ARE gonna pay for allowing me AND Bones to freeze our butts off on Rura Penthe before I pack it in, Mr. President!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Stunt Double to the rescue!!!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Faster than a phazer beam! Able to leap tall podiums in a single bound! It’s… Captain Starfleet! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Forget 'Hug a Tree', this is 'Hug a Weird Hairy Alien', with an excellent demonstration being given by Captain Kirk. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Aahh...I thought you were a sexy woman. Get a haircut, will ya!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Look at me! I'm flying! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Cardassian rule may have been oppressive, but at least it was simple. -- Odo
(DS9: Past Prologue)
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