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Next time we go out on a date... please, leave your Dad at home? | Login to Vote! (3) |
Picard: "All right. So I'm bald and old. So what? C'est la vie." | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Spock: "Do you intend to sit there waiting for Yeoman Smith to bring your meal, or do you plan to make a next move?"
Kirk: "Honestly, Spock, you're almost as bad as Gary when it comes to these kinds of things." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Whoa...you see that Spock?
Spock: Yes, sir. My ears aren't the only things pointing right now. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk: Scotty does not have the legs to wear a kilt. But strangely I can't take my eyes off them.
Spock: Nor I Captain. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Ya know?
Yeoman Smith DOES look like two kitties
in a tote-sack as she walks away...
TStroud
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Kirk: "You Klingon bastard--bad enough you animals killed my son, now you're planning to destroy the Federation too?"
Chang, out of eyeshot: "It seems to me that it's already destroyed itself from within, without our needing to do anything. YOU'RE a citizen of it, aren't you?
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"Is Capt. Kirk gonna hafta choke a bitch?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"By God Uhura, when I tell you to inform me that the hailing frequencies are open, do it damn it!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Finally, that laxative is kicking in! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Ewww he really does have sex with every alien woman he meets ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yes thats the estimate to get the dents out of my head.. but I still have to pay the freakin deductible. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
Thann: "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish Gem were able to tell us so with her words, rather than with only her actions."
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Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
ThannL "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish she could tell us so with words rather than actions." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Alien 1: Dude, where's my car?FlyingGremlin
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Puny earthlings! Do you not realize that Fear Factor is the superior program! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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"Thats right folks, for just 29.995 bars of latinum you can have this wonderful high tech RUone two desktop polishing droid, and if you act now we'll throw in a second RUone two unit PLUS...PLus this fabulous Romulan reneglizit for no extra charge. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Help me build my own credit card! I want frequent flier light years, a low interest rate, and a picture of my wife on the card. Isn't she a vision of beauty?
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A: No, we don't want any Andorian porn! (turns to B) Are we really too poor to register for ad-free hailing frequencies? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Uhm, why is R2D2’s head here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
This bridge sucks. Human bridges are always so cool. They have all those wonderful computer monitors and blinking lights on consoles. All we get is this stupid silver globe; what’s up with that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Quark: "I hate space travel."
Rom: "So did Gint, and you're no Gint."
Quark: "Neither are you!"
Rom: "No, but I look like he did, brother, don't I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Who's Leg do ya have to hump to get a martini around here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Great, you forgot to pay the cable bill again! Now we have to watch PBS! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Where is that damn Dog catcher.. Its Payback time ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
DAMN! I'm so SEXY! | Login to Vote! (1) |
bacon, bacon, bacon, IT'S BACON! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Call me Birdboy again and I'll sock you in the nose ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
What? Whay do pepole always look at me like that? It's my nose isn't it. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Chakotay I've been having these strange dreams about you lately... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Where in the HELL is Peter Falk? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Those wardrobe idiots screwed me again - I TOLD them: DON'T EVER put me in the same outfit Anne Francis wore in 'Forbidden Planet'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sexy space vixen! | Login to Vote! (1) |
I look like the sad Lion from Wizard of Oz, don't I? Put em up... Put em up... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"And I built my father's machine with these very hands." | Login to Vote! (0) |
And then the Omm Pa Loompas started up the magic candy machine.. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Now nothing shall stand in the way of EVIL!!!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Duuuuuuuude, i am so totally stoned!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Your probably thinking this thing cost hundreds of dollars ..but no you too can have one of your very own for just 19.95 !!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something. -- Janeway
(VOY: Caretaker)
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