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Quark - Okay! Two syllables! NOSE JOB! No, wait! Booger, booger, booger! Is it booger?! I hate charades! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"DAMMIT! I KNEW you weren't a real chiropractor!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sit still or we'll never get this gum out! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Aaaah! God, I only asked for a trim! A trim! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit lonely when you never come around..." "Turn around..."
"Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Jadzia never dreamed she would eventually reach the final round of DS9 idol !!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
The ancient Klingon Warrior’s challenge of trying to catch a fly with your mouth open. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sisko to both, exploding in rage: SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!!!
More calmly: This is a space station on the front lines of a war, not a karaoke bar! | Login to Vote! (0) |
And I think its gonna be a long long time till touchdown brings me round again to find.... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sometime I feel I have to AAHH AAHH get away! I've got to AAHH AAHH get away! | Login to Vote! (0) |
....aaannd BINGO was his Name-OHHH!!TStroud
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The HILLS are ALIIIIVE! With the SOUND of MUUUUUSIC! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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Wow - I can see my house from up here! | Login to Vote! (0) |
OhhhhKayyy
Does ANYONE remember where we PARKED??TStroud
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You gotta be craping me.....
I gotta go where? And do what?
Cripes.... TStroud
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So the Andorian turns to the other Klingon and says, that's no Pahtak, that's my wife! ... I guess you had to be there. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Picard: Yes, yes, I'll have a Gin Fizz and Pink Lady.
Deanna: I'm not yer dammed waitress.
Forget your contacts again Captain?
AND STOP STARING AT MY CLEVAGE!!!TStroud
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Now Deana, here is my most famous shadow puppet called barking dog. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Everybody was KUNG-FU fighting..."
"Those cats were fast as lightning"TStroud
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But Constable, I really, really have to go! | Login to Vote! (0) |
So how long have you been in prison, ham sandwich? | Login to Vote! (0) |
I will NOT eat my broccoli.
and you can't make me..TStroud
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Cool - a lady! When I go digging in the sand all I usually find is cat poo. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Crusher - Okay, next time we'll bury you in the sand. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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The duplicate Surak: "My son, my son...YOU HAVE LEFT ME NOTHING!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I feel like a real man in this here pancho. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Whew.... Don't go behind that rock..... I didn't just do that. Damned Plomeek soup goes right through me. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother... insult something he cares about instead.
#31 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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