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Picard: Wow, when did we get the porno channels?
Riker: Data finally got the descrambler to work.
Data: Thats not right... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Unlimited Pooooooooower!Atreides
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Riker: For a bald guy Picard generates an awful lot of static electricity! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Picard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are helpless against my captaincy powers!
Beverly: Of course you realize this means MUTINY!!!
Riker: I'm gonna counter-shock you for this if it's the last thing I DO!
Picard, laughing: Go ahead--try it! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Packard: Look what happens when I scuff my feet on the shag carpeting. | Login to Vote! (2) |
Shoddy Ferengi wiring is to blame for this! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Beverly: "Wh-wh-when they said he h-h-had a fresh smile that rech-ch-charged you..."
Riker: "... Th-th-they we-we-were'nt kidding!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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This is the seen where I buy it. I just know it. Oh and its probably going to hurt. I am going to get my agent for this. | Login to Vote! (0) |
off-screen: Are you alright?
(thinking) I'm afraid to open my mouth...androids_rule
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I should have held off on the laxative... | Login to Vote! (0) |
There's nothing to worry about, I may be an ensign, but they don't kill redshirts anymore... do they? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Okaaay, I guess that fifth cup of coffee wasn't a good idea. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I fell asleep and my father doodled on my face with a marker, OK, will you stop staring? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Guess who's under the mistletoe! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I know you are but what am I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
What'd you call my mother punk???androids_rule
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Man, this porn channel sucks...FlyingGremlin
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You can't fool me, Ben, the static isn't subspace interference! We're going to talk about our feelings right now! | Login to Vote! (0) |
When is the damn cable company gonna fix that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"I bet this would go great with a side of gagh and a gallon of bloodwine....." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why do I have the feeling this will hurt more going out? | Login to Vote! (0) |
It MOVED!
I definately saw it move....
It's not supposed to move is it?
DANG! There is goes again!!
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This is your idea of racy Bajoran lingerie, you need to get out more Kira | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sisko: "Why, Nerys, you look positively fetching!"
Kira: "Prophets, I HATE this get-up! Give me my uniform any time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Commander, I'm flattered, but I don't think its appropriate for you to tell me that I'm 'all that and a bag of chips'. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Its a little heavy for an electric toothbrush, but my teeth feel fantastic. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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After replacing the Reindeer with warp drive, Santa seriously needed to add a windshield for the sleigh | Login to Vote! (0) |
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel... damn, its not working. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: "You Klingon bastard--bad enough you animals killed my son, now you're planning to destroy the Federation too?"
Chang, out of eyeshot: "It seems to me that it's already destroyed itself from within, without our needing to do anything. YOU'RE a citizen of it, aren't you?
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"Is Capt. Kirk gonna hafta choke a bitch?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"By God Uhura, when I tell you to inform me that the hailing frequencies are open, do it damn it!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Finally, that laxative is kicking in! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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You should do like me. I use a Quattro on my legs and my chest.47
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Shut-up about that Troi woman, and bring your glowing crystals closer - they make me warm. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Come here and give Mama some sugar! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
#47 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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