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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Guess who's under the mistletoe! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I know you are but what am I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
What'd you call my mother punk???androids_rule
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Thats right folks, for just 29.995 bars of latinum you can have this wonderful high tech RUone two desktop polishing droid, and if you act now we'll throw in a second RUone two unit PLUS...PLus this fabulous Romulan reneglizit for no extra charge. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Help me build my own credit card! I want frequent flier light years, a low interest rate, and a picture of my wife on the card. Isn't she a vision of beauty?
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A: No, we don't want any Andorian porn! (turns to B) Are we really too poor to register for ad-free hailing frequencies? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Uhm, why is R2D2’s head here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
This bridge sucks. Human bridges are always so cool. They have all those wonderful computer monitors and blinking lights on consoles. All we get is this stupid silver globe; what’s up with that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Quark: "I hate space travel."
Rom: "So did Gint, and you're no Gint."
Quark: "Neither are you!"
Rom: "No, but I look like he did, brother, don't I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Who's Leg do ya have to hump to get a martini around here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Great, you forgot to pay the cable bill again! Now we have to watch PBS! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Hey. Want one of these, what do you call them? Disruptors? I'll give it to you if you reach me that...? Ah, yes. Photonic cannon! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Let’s see them circle the wagons this time. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Say hello to my little friend." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!Atreides
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Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!Atreides
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This is your idea of racy Bajoran lingerie, you need to get out more Kira | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sisko: "Why, Nerys, you look positively fetching!"
Kira: "Prophets, I HATE this get-up! Give me my uniform any time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Commander, I'm flattered, but I don't think its appropriate for you to tell me that I'm 'all that and a bag of chips'. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Gropler Zorn: "No, I do NOT want a haircut!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Why do you keep repeating yourself? I heard you, I may be stoned, but I'm not deaf. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing? | Login to Vote! (0) |
“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
#102 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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