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James Kirk: "No, I do NOT plan to run for Federation President, Admiral Cartwright! I'd make a lousy politician!"
William Cartwright, out of eyeshot: "Even if you DID run, Kirk, who the hell said I'd even vote for you anyway?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...yes, Spock I had sex with her. And yes, Bones, I used protection this time. God, you guys are like my fricken mother...!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I... Just... Farted. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Silence of the Lambs! Now in Klingon! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Oh my God!! You killed Kenny! You BASTARD!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can fight, but it's going to happen. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I'm beginning to regret taking that laxative before the 10 mile hike. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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But...I AM smiling... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Always so serious. How about a joke every now and then?! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's our hair, isn't it? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"I bet this would go great with a side of gagh and a gallon of bloodwine....." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why do I have the feeling this will hurt more going out? | Login to Vote! (0) |
It MOVED!
I definately saw it move....
It's not supposed to move is it?
DANG! There is goes again!!
TStroud
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Chakotay I've been having these strange dreams about you lately... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Where in the HELL is Peter Falk? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Those wardrobe idiots screwed me again - I TOLD them: DON'T EVER put me in the same outfit Anne Francis wore in 'Forbidden Planet'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sexy space vixen! | Login to Vote! (1) |
I look like the sad Lion from Wizard of Oz, don't I? Put em up... Put em up... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing? | Login to Vote! (0) |
“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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You ain't seen or heard Shakespeare's Macbeth until you have seen and heard it in Klingonese | Login to Vote! (1) |
If I poke one of these in my remaining eye I bet thats gonna hurt like Hell ! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Knew I should've used toilet paper.... | Login to Vote! (3) |
Martok: This is what happens when you disrespect the Chancellor! *slap* FlyingGremlin
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"Cursed be the Vulcans and their four-fingered Salute!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Onions. Just can't get rid of that smell. | Login to Vote! (2) |
"I've got ten fingers... ten toes... two, er... one eye... a thousand of hairs. Do you know what the world only has one of? Me!"
Rip off of a NZ commercial | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Never have sex with the boss's sister.
#112 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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