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Kirk: "This is the tastiest garbage I've ever eaten--come to think of it, that IS garbage!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk: Oh, man, I'm going to feel this in the morning...FlyingGremlin
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"Mop-N-Glo really does give it a good shine..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I've never seen THAT before...FlyingGremlin
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Man, this porn channel sucks...FlyingGremlin
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You can't fool me, Ben, the static isn't subspace interference! We're going to talk about our feelings right now! | Login to Vote! (0) |
When is the damn cable company gonna fix that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I'm here on behalf of Avon to tell YOU about all of our new products...FlyingGremlin
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And now, ladies and gentleman, Bachman Turner Overdrive!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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BrundleFly | Login to Vote! (0) |
I thought, surly they fixed that fly-in-the-transporter problem fixed by now. Imagine my surprise. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Worf (offscreen): So that's what Deanna looks like in the mornings... dude, I'm so glad I didn't amrry her.
Riker: Yeah... the nights make up for it. Sort of.FlyingGremlin
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Gahhhhhhh! Why do people keep sneaking up on me like that???androids_rule
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Not only am I the Hair Club President, I'm also a member! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Coffee, I need COFFEE! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL !!TStroud
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Worst Blind Date Ever! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Ewww he really does have sex with every alien woman he meets ! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Yes thats the estimate to get the dents out of my head.. but I still have to pay the freakin deductible. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
Thann: "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish Gem were able to tell us so with her words, rather than with only her actions."
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Lal: "How dare this long-haired Earthling tell US what to do and wehat not to do?"
ThannL "It does not matter, my brother. We are Vians. We will decide whether Gem, as these Earthlings call her, lives or dies."
Lal: "I do wish she could tell us so with words rather than actions." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Alien 1: Dude, where's my car?FlyingGremlin
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Puny earthlings! Do you not realize that Fear Factor is the superior program! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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The false Ardra: "Eat your heart out, Jim Kirk. I've got a whole planet at my command."
Picard, out of eyeshot: "Not eef zee Enterprise has anytheeng to say about eet, you don't!"
The false Ardra: "Ah, what the hell does a bald-haired captain who never had time for a family know?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
On the gooooood ship, lollypop…. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"If you want my boddddy, aaaaand you think I'm sexxxxxy..."FlyingGremlin
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"Do you like me in this dress?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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O'Brien: So why did your government and mine send us to the Blue Screen Nebula, anyway?FlyingGremlin
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O'Brien: So the bartender says to the horse...
Why the long face?...
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So,come here often?
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O'brien - You don't look so good.
Cardassian - I don't feel so good. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Captain Jack Daniels of the Federation Starship Voyager! Beam me up, Jim! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I still see dead people...ES27585
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I'm old and frightened and there are wolves chasing me. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Help! I'm MELTING!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Damn, I think I'm stuck again | Login to Vote! (1) |
When you wish up on a star. It makes no difrence what you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
-Rene! Your face is melting!
-Damn! I knew I should have sprung for SPF 30! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's a bird... It's a plane... No, It's SUPERMAN!ES27585
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They said not to stare at the sun. Why, why, why didn't I listen to them? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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The trader-barkeep: "Maybe you could get some of these Spican flame gems, or some of this Antarean glow water, off my hands?"
Cyrano Jones: "Ah, lass--forget those baubles. This is the only love money can buy!"
Uhura, out of eyeshot: "What use would I have for love?"
Chekov, out of eyeshot: "Don't YOU start acting like a Cossack!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I don't know, but I'm not complainin' | Login to Vote! (0) |
Is she supposed to do that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Greed is eternal.
#10 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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