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Deep Space Nine Next Generation The Original Series Voyager

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"And I built my father's machine with these very hands."

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And then the Omm Pa Loompas started up the magic candy machine..

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"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Now nothing shall stand in the way of EVIL!!!"

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"Duuuuuuuude, i am so totally stoned!"

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You ain't seen or heard Shakespeare's Macbeth until you have seen and heard it in Klingonese

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If I poke one of these in my remaining eye I bet thats gonna hurt like Hell !

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Knew I should've used toilet paper....

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Martok: This is what happens when you disrespect the Chancellor! *slap*

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"Cursed be the Vulcans and their four-fingered Salute!"

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Onions. Just can't get rid of that smell.

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"I've got ten fingers... ten toes... two, er... one eye... a thousand of hairs. Do you know what the world only has one of? Me!"
Rip off of a NZ commercial

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Kirk: I left Iowa for THIS? They remind me of Sidre Ael Sardelas's goons! Spock: That is not logical, Captain. Andorians would NEVER wear such unattractive, and obviously uncomfortable, uniforms. Kirk: You call OUR uniforms comfortable? Spock: Evidently, John Gill found something worse than what we expected.

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Just our luck, Leonard, we're both Jewish.

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Kirk:God, when will humanity learn? Spock:They're not human, Jim. Kirk:They may be savage, but that doesn't make them inhuman. Spock: No, Jim...they really aren't humans. This is ANOTHER Nazi party, on another planet. Kirk:No fricken way...well...wanna get wasted?

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That was one hell of an omelet.

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Kirk" "Are you sure no one will find out about this?" Sulu: "Trust me...no one will ever know."

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I see the first Star Trek convention is a big success!

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Why yes, Captain Kirk, our species is color blind. How could you tell?

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Kirk: Does anyone else smell bacon?

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Sarek: "You do not appear to have denied yourself excesses of food or beverages." Gav: "That's easy for YOU to say, you double-pointed NEEDLE!"

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Sarek: You're not a shoplifter...you're just a big ole fat kid..."

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Chapel: This is what Roger's done to you? You look TERRIBLE in those civilian clothes! Kirk: Christine, can you honestly say that Dr. Korby's android copy of me fills out that uniform of mine any better?

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Kirk: Yes Nurse, it's called Ponn-Farr...and I'm just as worried as you are.

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McCoy: I think... I think I see... Damn! Tilt your head to the left... Bingo! The Red Wings game! Remind me to get a set of those rabbit ears for Spock...

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Tonia: "Oh...who does she think she is? Like she has the body to wear that. Right, Leonard...Leonard...?" McCoy: "Who would've ever thought they could make see-through leather."

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McCoy: "What is it Jim...is the ship in trouble?" Kirk: "It's worse than that. We've run out of red shirts and we're on an unexplored planet. My God Bones...what'll we do?"

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Scott: "Shouldn't we arrest this Apollo for rape? That's Carolyn Palamas he's with right there!" Kirk: "Fair enough, but how in the name of God do you arrest a GOD?"

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Kirk: "Bones, get down from that table. No Bones, Spock doesn't want to see your strip tease. Dammit Scotty, when I tell you to keep the scotch in your quarters, I mean it!!"

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"Oh my GOD!! What appalling CLOTHES you have! Where the bloody hell did you get them, from some rubbish pile somewhere?"

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"...yeah, so then they said I'd have to kiss Shatner. So, I told 'em to forget it and I'll play Alice."

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"Who is this 'Batman' you speak of?"

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