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McCoy: I think... I think I see... Damn! Tilt your head to the left... Bingo! The Red Wings game! Remind me to get a set of those rabbit ears for Spock... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Tonia: "Oh...who does she think she is? Like she has the body to wear that. Right, Leonard...Leonard...?" McCoy: "Who would've ever thought they could make see-through leather." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kira: "No, I do NOT want to be a female Two-Face, so clean up this damned vitriol you threw on my face!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
You should see the other Bajoran... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kira: "Wow, that new blender really has a kick to it!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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My Name is Worf, I'll be your waiter for the evening... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Most humans call this outfit a "monkey suit." I protest! I am NOT a monkey! I am a KLINGON!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I said I would do one favor for Julian, now look where it got me! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Bloodwine martini, shaken, not stirred. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Worf: "Ahh, Mr. Powers." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Help! I'm MELTING!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Damn, I think I'm stuck again | Login to Vote! (1) |
When you wish up on a star. It makes no difrence what you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
-Rene! Your face is melting!
-Damn! I knew I should have sprung for SPF 30! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's a bird... It's a plane... No, It's SUPERMAN!ES27585
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They said not to stare at the sun. Why, why, why didn't I listen to them? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
-My turn!
-No my turn!
-My turn!
-Mom! Spock won't lemmie have a turn! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Dude, I know you're upset and all about her breaking up with you but geez! Clean yourself up and snap out of it. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Kirk: "I don't care if I'm three months from retirement--you ARE gonna pay for allowing me AND Bones to freeze our butts off on Rura Penthe before I pack it in, Mr. President!!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Stunt Double to the rescue!!!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Faster than a phazer beam! Able to leap tall podiums in a single bound! It’s… Captain Starfleet! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Forget 'Hug a Tree', this is 'Hug a Weird Hairy Alien', with an excellent demonstration being given by Captain Kirk. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Aahh...I thought you were a sexy woman. Get a haircut, will ya!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Look at me! I'm flying! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Buler? Buler? Buler? Buler?.... | Login to Vote! (1) |
Vaal never told me I would look like THIS, not even in the "Dim Time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
I stayed in the tanning booth for a whole decade! | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Damm, only half way to being an Oompa Loompa" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Off-screen: "And this slide shows us how not to apply your make-up... Foundation too heavy... Eyeliner waaaaay too thick!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hi I'm Janis, your Time Life operator... | Login to Vote! (1) |
TStroud - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I can't STOP !!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!
Help meeeeeeeee........
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Captain Jack Daniels of the Federation Starship Voyager! Beam me up, Jim! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I still see dead people...ES27585
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I'm old and frightened and there are wolves chasing me. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Kirk: I left Iowa for THIS? They remind me of Sidre Ael Sardelas's goons!
Spock: That is not logical, Captain. Andorians would NEVER wear such unattractive, and obviously uncomfortable, uniforms.
Kirk: You call OUR uniforms comfortable?
Spock: Evidently, John Gill found something worse than what we expected. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just our luck, Leonard, we're both Jewish. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Kirk:God, when will humanity learn?
Spock:They're not human, Jim.
Kirk:They may be savage, but that doesn't make them inhuman.
Spock: No, Jim...they really aren't humans. This is ANOTHER Nazi party, on another planet.
Kirk:No fricken way...well...wanna get wasted? | Login to Vote! (0) |
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I see the first Star Trek convention is a big success! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why yes, Captain Kirk, our species is color blind. How could you tell? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: Does anyone else smell bacon? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek: "You do not appear to have denied yourself excesses of food or beverages."
Gav: "That's easy for YOU to say, you double-pointed NEEDLE!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sarek: You're not a shoplifter...you're just a big ole fat kid..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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No, thanks, I'm off knives for a while. | Login to Vote! (0) |
"Whatcha gonna do with that thing?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"For the love of Loch Lomond--THAT's where I left the bloody thing?!?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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It has always been easier to destroy that to create -- Spock
Not anymore! Now we can do both at the same time. According to myth, the Earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis, we'll do it for ya in six minutes. -- McCoy, in Kirk's ready room, after viewing the Project Genesis film
(Star Trek II)
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