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"Spock, what do you make of this?"
"They appear to be Gobstoppers, Jim." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I have heard of rock and roll before, but this is ridicules/ | Login to Vote! (0) |
Barbra Streisand LIVE!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...you'd look like this too if you just had all these things pop out of your hind end!!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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"Attack Of The Kangaroo People!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Alien still birth | Login to Vote! (0) |
This is the moment Julian realized he's not really into girls with outies. | Login to Vote! (0) |
That baby is definitely yours, Odo.47
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Ooooh, maaaan, I should not have eaten that last slice of pepperoni pizza! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Maybe I shouldn't have picked at it so much. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Curious. Tasha, are you what is entymologically known as a "floozie"? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Data: "Why no, Tasha, batteries are not included!" | Login to Vote! (1) |
Oh poo, their goes the "G" rating. | Login to Vote! (1) |
'Fully functional,' eh? Not when I'm done with you! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Yar, “Hello! My eyes are up here!” | Login to Vote! (1) |
D. Soong: "Do you wish the two of us to be...intimate?"
T. Yar, under the influence of the Tsiolkovskiy variant of the Psi 2000 virus: "Tell you what, Data. Let's you and me begin, and run, our own private little holo-porn program, shall we?" | Login to Vote! (1) |
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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Guess who's under the mistletoe! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you? | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I know you are but what am I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
What'd you call my mother punk???androids_rule
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing? | Login to Vote! (0) |
“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.” | Login to Vote! (0) |
It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..." | Login to Vote! (0) |
"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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This is the seen where I buy it. I just know it. Oh and its probably going to hurt. I am going to get my agent for this. | Login to Vote! (0) |
off-screen: Are you alright?
(thinking) I'm afraid to open my mouth...androids_rule
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I should have held off on the laxative... | Login to Vote! (0) |
There's nothing to worry about, I may be an ensign, but they don't kill redshirts anymore... do they? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Okaaay, I guess that fifth cup of coffee wasn't a good idea. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together... | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Why are you rubbing against my leg? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Really Harry, this GPS thing works even on Space, just dial Earth and see...Atreides
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Bones........can you send down some of that artificial stimulant for Vulcans? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Kirk: "Send Uhura down with some peanut butter...we're about to have a little party." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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WHAT just touched my leg??!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I KNEW I should have taken remedial Klingonese last year. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"I'm not gonna say it. Screw 'em. I've been saying "Hailing Frequencies Open" for years...and I'm not gonna say it. They just ignore me anyway. Screw Kirk." | Login to Vote! (0) |
You're listienng to KCHB , deep space, deep jazz. | Login to Vote! (1) |
I don't know what this button does - but it makes a lovely sound. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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This is your idea of racy Bajoran lingerie, you need to get out more Kira | Login to Vote! (0) |
Sisko: "Why, Nerys, you look positively fetching!"
Kira: "Prophets, I HATE this get-up! Give me my uniform any time!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Commander, I'm flattered, but I don't think its appropriate for you to tell me that I'm 'all that and a bag of chips'. | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Laws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice. -- Odo
(DS9: A Man Alone)
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