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M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
M. Decker: I don't give a DAMN about Kirk's orders--I outrank him! We WILL stop that planet-killer!
Spock: Honestly, Commodore--how will your son Willard view this?
H. Sulu, indignantly: Mr. Spock, with all due respect to both you and Commodore Decker, Will Decker isn't gonna have anything TO view if you don't stop the Commodore! | Login to Vote! (0) |
-My turn!
-No my turn!
-My turn!
-Mom! Spock won't lemmie have a turn! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Dude, I know you're upset and all about her breaking up with you but geez! Clean yourself up and snap out of it. | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Help! I'm MELTING!! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Damn, I think I'm stuck again | Login to Vote! (1) |
When you wish up on a star. It makes no difrence what you are. | Login to Vote! (0) |
-Rene! Your face is melting!
-Damn! I knew I should have sprung for SPF 30! | Login to Vote! (0) |
It's a bird... It's a plane... No, It's SUPERMAN!ES27585
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They said not to stare at the sun. Why, why, why didn't I listen to them? | Login to Vote! (1) |
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Show me my hair!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I love my toupee | Login to Vote! (0) |
Why, yes, I am happy to see you!thomasjbryant
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Mr. Spock: I see that you have met our new yeomen last night.
Kirk: Why Mr. Sock, what gives you that idea?
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To... Bill... your pal... Bill... | Login to Vote! (1) |
"Hi. I'm William Shatner. You might remember me from such TV shows as..." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Another proud member of Hair Club for Men.FlyingGremlin
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My Name is Worf, I'll be your waiter for the evening... | Login to Vote! (0) |
Most humans call this outfit a "monkey suit." I protest! I am NOT a monkey! I am a KLINGON!!! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I said I would do one favor for Julian, now look where it got me! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Bloodwine martini, shaken, not stirred. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Worf: "Ahh, Mr. Powers." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Gorkon on the new Direct TV HD Viewscreen. | Login to Vote! (1) |
"No, I'm not wearing a phaser-proof vest...why do you ask." | Login to Vote! (0) |
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60,000 channels and their's nothing to watch. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Now, which one is the ANY key? | Login to Vote! (1) |
Amanda! Help, I was playing tetris too long and my hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse! | Login to Vote! (1) |
Sarek:"This 'Internet' is quite fascinating. Who would've thought a female human could bend that way?"
Amanda: "It looks like I should've married that nice young Tuvok down the street." | Login to Vote! (1) |
Dr. Grayson: "Really, Sarek, how long can you deny your own son?"
Sarek: "As long as my mother, T'Pau, forces me to accept that outworlder."
Dr. Grayson: "That's it--blame the mother-in-law for everything. Some logic!" | Login to Vote! (0) |
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BrundleFly | Login to Vote! (0) |
I thought, surly they fixed that fly-in-the-transporter problem fixed by now. Imagine my surprise. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Worf (offscreen): So that's what Deanna looks like in the mornings... dude, I'm so glad I didn't amrry her.
Riker: Yeah... the nights make up for it. Sort of.FlyingGremlin
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Gahhhhhhh! Why do people keep sneaking up on me like that???androids_rule
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Not only am I the Hair Club President, I'm also a member! | Login to Vote! (0) |
Coffee, I need COFFEE! | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL !!TStroud
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Worst Blind Date Ever! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Beverly I would feel you up but my hands appear to have disappeared! | Login to Vote! (2) |
Picard: "Wonder what Jack would have thought?"
Beverly: "Who cares? Shut the hell up and kiss me, Jean-Luc." | Login to Vote! (0) |
Pickard: "I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.
Crusher: "That's okay, I'm not realy a woman." | Login to Vote! (0) |
I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.Mr.Spork
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After years of sexual tension, Picard makes a move... only to burp in Crusher's face. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Crusher: Yup, its a zit. You'll have to put something on that. | Login to Vote! (3) |
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D. Soong: Baby needs a new pair of shoes--and WE all need new UNIFORMS. Hopefully, Commander, this will enable us to afford the same.
W. Riker, grinning: Just play, Data. We can get the new uniforms later.
Worf, scowling: Is this your idea of relaxation? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Date: Commander, I do not think that it was wise to bet the ship.
Riker: Don’t worry; I will win it back before the Captain learns about it. Now run up to the ship and get me a few of his models for the anti.
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Riker: Data, can you play Crapps?
Data: I have no digestive system, sir. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Riker: Data, can you play Crapps?
Data: I have no digestive system, sir. | Login to Vote! (0) |
Snake eyes! | Login to Vote! (0) |
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Greed is eternal.
#10 Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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