Captions for The Next Generation Image 74
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"Thats right folks, for just 29.995 bars of latinum you can have this wonderful high tech RUone two desktop polishing droid, and if you act now we'll throw in a second RUone two unit PLUS...PLus this fabulous Romulan reneglizit for no extra charge. | Login to Vote! (1) |
Help me build my own credit card! I want frequent flier light years, a low interest rate, and a picture of my wife on the card. Isn't she a vision of beauty?
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A: No, we don't want any Andorian porn! (turns to B) Are we really too poor to register for ad-free hailing frequencies? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Uhm, why is R2D2’s head here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
This bridge sucks. Human bridges are always so cool. They have all those wonderful computer monitors and blinking lights on consoles. All we get is this stupid silver globe; what’s up with that? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Quark: "I hate space travel."
Rom: "So did Gint, and you're no Gint."
Quark: "Neither are you!"
Rom: "No, but I look like he did, brother, don't I?" | Login to Vote! (0) |
Who's Leg do ya have to hump to get a martini around here? | Login to Vote! (0) |
Great, you forgot to pay the cable bill again! Now we have to watch PBS! | Login to Vote! (1) |
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