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So the Andorian turns to the other Klingon and says, that's no Pahtak, that's my wife! ... I guess you had to be there.
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Picard: Yes, yes, I'll have a Gin Fizz and Pink Lady.
Deanna: I'm not yer dammed waitress.
Forget your contacts again Captain?
AND STOP STARING AT MY CLEVAGE!!!
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Now Deana, here is my most famous shadow puppet called barking dog.
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So, I says to Lothar, you may be the God of Cerebral Hemorrhaging, but it's not okay to eat another man's Twinkie. And you know, he just looked at me. He just looked at me and I have had the worst headache since...
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No, thanks, I'm off knives for a while.
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"Whatcha gonna do with that thing?"
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"For the love of Loch Lomond--THAT's where I left the bloody thing?!?"
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"Thats right folks, for just 29.995 bars of latinum you can have this wonderful high tech RUone two desktop polishing droid, and if you act now we'll throw in a second RUone two unit PLUS...PLus this fabulous Romulan reneglizit for no extra charge.
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Help me build my own credit card! I want frequent flier light years, a low interest rate, and a picture of my wife on the card. Isn't she a vision of beauty?
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A: No, we don't want any Andorian porn! (turns to B) Are we really too poor to register for ad-free hailing frequencies?
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Uhm, why is R2D2’s head here?
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This bridge sucks. Human bridges are always so cool. They have all those wonderful computer monitors and blinking lights on consoles. All we get is this stupid silver globe; what’s up with that?
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Quark: "I hate space travel." Rom: "So did Gint, and you're no Gint." Quark: "Neither are you!" Rom: "No, but I look like he did, brother, don't I?"
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Who's Leg do ya have to hump to get a martini around here?
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Great, you forgot to pay the cable bill again! Now we have to watch PBS!
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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth."
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Guess who's under the mistletoe!
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Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you?
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"I know you are but what am I?"
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What'd you call my mother punk???
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing.
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Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?"
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First Crewman: "Oh my God...it's the new captain, and it's NOT Kirk!" Second Crewman: "It's a man, definitely, but why the hell is he bald?"
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Time to change my space diaper.
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Crewman #1... Now, let's not lose CONTROL! Crewman#2 ..... oops too late.
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"Attack Of The Kangaroo People!"
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Alien still birth
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This is the moment Julian realized he's not really into girls with outies.
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That baby is definitely yours, Odo.
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Ooooh, maaaan, I should not have eaten that last slice of pepperoni pizza!
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Maybe I shouldn't have picked at it so much.
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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.”
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I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing?
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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.”
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It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR.
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Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..."
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"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?"
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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"
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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"
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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"
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Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long.
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