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Deep Space Nine Next Generation The Original Series Voyager

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Bones........can you send down some of that artificial stimulant for Vulcans?

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Kirk: "Send Uhura down with some peanut butter...we're about to have a little party."

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WHAT just touched my leg??!!!

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I KNEW I should have taken remedial Klingonese last year.

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"I'm not gonna say it. Screw 'em. I've been saying "Hailing Frequencies Open" for years...and I'm not gonna say it. They just ignore me anyway. Screw Kirk."

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You're listienng to KCHB , deep space, deep jazz.

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I don't know what this button does - but it makes a lovely sound.

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This is your idea of racy Bajoran lingerie, you need to get out more Kira

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Sisko: "Why, Nerys, you look positively fetching!" Kira: "Prophets, I HATE this get-up! Give me my uniform any time!"

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Commander, I'm flattered, but I don't think its appropriate for you to tell me that I'm 'all that and a bag of chips'.

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Guess who's under the mistletoe!

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Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you?

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"I know you are but what am I?"

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What'd you call my mother punk???

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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing.

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Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?"

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Help me build my own credit card! I want frequent flier light years, a low interest rate, and a picture of my wife on the card. Isn't she a vision of beauty?

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A: No, we don't want any Andorian porn! (turns to B) Are we really too poor to register for ad-free hailing frequencies?

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Uhm, why is R2D2’s head here?

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This bridge sucks. Human bridges are always so cool. They have all those wonderful computer monitors and blinking lights on consoles. All we get is this stupid silver globe; what’s up with that?

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Quark: "I hate space travel." Rom: "So did Gint, and you're no Gint." Quark: "Neither are you!" Rom: "No, but I look like he did, brother, don't I?"

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Who's Leg do ya have to hump to get a martini around here?

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Great, you forgot to pay the cable bill again! Now we have to watch PBS!

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Hey. Want one of these, what do you call them? Disruptors? I'll give it to you if you reach me that...? Ah, yes. Photonic cannon!

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Let’s see them circle the wagons this time.

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"Say hello to my little friend."

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Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!

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Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!

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