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Deep Space Nine Next Generation The Original Series Voyager

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"Thats right folks, for just 29.995 bars of latinum you can have this wonderful high tech RUone two desktop polishing droid, and if you act now we'll throw in a second RUone two unit PLUS...PLus this fabulous Romulan reneglizit for no extra charge.

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Help me build my own credit card! I want frequent flier light years, a low interest rate, and a picture of my wife on the card. Isn't she a vision of beauty?

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A: No, we don't want any Andorian porn! (turns to B) Are we really too poor to register for ad-free hailing frequencies?

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Uhm, why is R2D2’s head here?

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This bridge sucks. Human bridges are always so cool. They have all those wonderful computer monitors and blinking lights on consoles. All we get is this stupid silver globe; what’s up with that?

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Quark: "I hate space travel." Rom: "So did Gint, and you're no Gint." Quark: "Neither are you!" Rom: "No, but I look like he did, brother, don't I?"

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Who's Leg do ya have to hump to get a martini around here?

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Great, you forgot to pay the cable bill again! Now we have to watch PBS!

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" I warn you puny Earther, you have food particles stuck in your teeth."

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Guess who's under the mistletoe!

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Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you?

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"I know you are but what am I?"

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What'd you call my mother punk???

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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing.

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Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?"

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First Crewman: "Oh my God...it's the new captain, and it's NOT Kirk!" Second Crewman: "It's a man, definitely, but why the hell is he bald?"

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Time to change my space diaper.

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Crewman #1... Now, let's not lose CONTROL! Crewman#2 ..... oops too late.

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"Attack Of The Kangaroo People!"

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Alien still birth

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This is the moment Julian realized he's not really into girls with outies.

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That baby is definitely yours, Odo.

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Ooooh, maaaan, I should not have eaten that last slice of pepperoni pizza!

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Maybe I shouldn't have picked at it so much.

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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.”

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I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing?

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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.”

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It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR.

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Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..."

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"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?"

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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"

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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"

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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"

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Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long.

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"Spock, what do you make of this?" "They appear to be Gobstoppers, Jim."

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I have heard of rock and roll before, but this is ridicules/

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Barbra Streisand LIVE!!!

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"...you'd look like this too if you just had all these things pop out of your hind end!!"

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Curious. Tasha, are you what is entymologically known as a "floozie"?

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Data: "Why no, Tasha, batteries are not included!"

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Oh poo, their goes the "G" rating.

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'Fully functional,' eh? Not when I'm done with you!

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Yar, “Hello! My eyes are up here!”

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D. Soong: "Do you wish the two of us to be...intimate?" T. Yar, under the influence of the Tsiolkovskiy variant of the Psi 2000 virus: "Tell you what, Data. Let's you and me begin, and run, our own private little holo-porn program, shall we?"

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