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Deep Space Nine Next Generation The Original Series Voyager

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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.”

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I trust, Lt. Valeris, that you find this Marvin Gaye pleasing?

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“I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE ‘Earl Gray’! I hate it almost as much as I hate recurring time loops.”

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It would seem I have forgotten to pay my electric bill again. Starfleet has never been the same since we gave that no-bid contract to KBR.

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Spock: "What I would not give for some Romulan ale right now..."

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"...sorry, it must be a generation gap. When I asked your 'sign', I meant what month were you born...?"

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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"

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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"

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"I simply MUST remember to tell Picard to stop sending me this tea! I HATE 'Earl Grey'!"

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Just a little bit of roofies in her drink, and that seven year itch will last all night long.

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"Turn around..." "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely when you never come around..." "Turn around..." "Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears..."

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Jadzia never dreamed she would eventually reach the final round of DS9 idol !!!

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The ancient Klingon Warrior’s challenge of trying to catch a fly with your mouth open.

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Sisko to both, exploding in rage: SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH OF YOU!!! More calmly: This is a space station on the front lines of a war, not a karaoke bar!

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And I think its gonna be a long long time till touchdown brings me round again to find....

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Sometime I feel I have to AAHH AAHH get away! I've got to AAHH AAHH get away!

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The HILLS are ALIIIIVE! With the SOUND of MUUUUUSIC!

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"Spock, what do you make of this?" "They appear to be Gobstoppers, Jim."

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I have heard of rock and roll before, but this is ridicules/

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Barbra Streisand LIVE!!!

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"...you'd look like this too if you just had all these things pop out of your hind end!!"

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This is the moment Julian realized he's not really into girls with outies.

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That baby is definitely yours, Odo.

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Ooooh, maaaan, I should not have eaten that last slice of pepperoni pizza!

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Maybe I shouldn't have picked at it so much.

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Curious. Tasha, are you what is entymologically known as a "floozie"?

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Data: "Why no, Tasha, batteries are not included!"

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Oh poo, their goes the "G" rating.

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'Fully functional,' eh? Not when I'm done with you!

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Yar, “Hello! My eyes are up here!”

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D. Soong: "Do you wish the two of us to be...intimate?" T. Yar, under the influence of the Tsiolkovskiy variant of the Psi 2000 virus: "Tell you what, Data. Let's you and me begin, and run, our own private little holo-porn program, shall we?"

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Guess who's under the mistletoe!

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Hay, your that giant purple dinosaur guy on that children's show on PBS, aren't you?

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"I know you are but what am I?"

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What'd you call my mother punk???

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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing.

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Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?"

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This is the seen where I buy it. I just know it. Oh and its probably going to hurt. I am going to get my agent for this.

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off-screen: Are you alright? (thinking) I'm afraid to open my mouth...

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I should have held off on the laxative...

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There's nothing to worry about, I may be an ensign, but they don't kill redshirts anymore... do they?

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Okaaay, I guess that fifth cup of coffee wasn't a good idea.

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Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together, keep it together...

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Why are you rubbing against my leg?

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Really Harry, this GPS thing works even on Space, just dial Earth and see...

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Bones........can you send down some of that artificial stimulant for Vulcans?

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Kirk: "Send Uhura down with some peanut butter...we're about to have a little party."

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