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"I know you are but what am I?"
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What'd you call my mother punk???
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Wow, you're much taller when you're standing.
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Nausicaan - "And who's calling who an 80's metal band wanna-be, shorty?"
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"Say hello to my little friend."
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Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!
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Grandson First Officer on Voyager. Don't make me smoke signal him!
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60,000 channels and their's nothing to watch.
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Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
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Now, which one is the ANY key?
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Amanda! Help, I was playing tetris too long and my hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse!
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Sarek:"This 'Internet' is quite fascinating. Who would've thought a female human could bend that way?" Amanda: "It looks like I should've married that nice young Tuvok down the street."
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Dr. Grayson: "Really, Sarek, how long can you deny your own son?" Sarek: "As long as my mother, T'Pau, forces me to accept that outworlder." Dr. Grayson: "That's it--blame the mother-in-law for everything. Some logic!"
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Really Harry, this GPS thing works even on Space, just dial Earth and see...
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Unlimited Pooooooooower!
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Riker: For a bald guy Picard generates an awful lot of static electricity!
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Picard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are helpless against my captaincy powers! Beverly: Of course you realize this means MUTINY!!! Riker: I'm gonna counter-shock you for this if it's the last thing I DO! Picard, laughing: Go ahead--try it!
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Packard: Look what happens when I scuff my feet on the shag carpeting.
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Shoddy Ferengi wiring is to blame for this!
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Beverly: "Wh-wh-when they said he h-h-had a fresh smile that rech-ch-charged you..."
Riker: "... Th-th-they we-we-were'nt kidding!"
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Next time we go out on a date... please, leave your Dad at home?
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Picard: "All right. So I'm bald and old. So what? C'est la vie."
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Beverly I would feel you up but my hands appear to have disappeared!
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Picard: "Wonder what Jack would have thought?" Beverly: "Who cares? Shut the hell up and kiss me, Jean-Luc."
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Pickard: "I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay. Crusher: "That's okay, I'm not realy a woman."
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I'm sorry Beverly... I'm gay.
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After years of sexual tension, Picard makes a move... only to burp in Crusher's face.
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Crusher: Yup, its a zit. You'll have to put something on that.
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Anti-matter: "A little dab'll do you"
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Trek Writers Guild; We put the "Grrr" in gravy.
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186,000MPS. Not just a good idea, it's the law ..... OR IS IT?
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Learn to read the Fan Fiction way!
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It's all Gravy!
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